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Billy Joel’s New York

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lol the Eileen trailer is Waluigi “Carol”

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liberal arts college admission essay

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I Want To Fuck A Chick Wearing Colored Fishnets

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@johnlevenstein nothing like concocting stuff together

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missing panini culture lately

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predicting high-end chamber pots will be the next big thing with LA’s rich-but-earthy poly guys

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reminiscing about buttoning only the top button of a lightweight black cardigan over a pastel satin dress

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In the mood for an avuncular mentor-type to ruefully admit he underestimated me

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shop owners never actually say “we just got these in”, but everything else in the movies is real

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@criterionchannl Swept Away (the real one)

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@chrislockeworld Ask the Dust Fuckin'

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Looking for a sweater so thick n chunky that that each stitch is the width of my fist and i can’t fit in any car

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Dinah “Bernie” Manoff

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@JAVdottxt tale as old as time

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@aliceroth “TV audiences won’t be ready for this for another 13 years”

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@OnceAgainEsop
maybe you could make the Peanut Butter & Seed Butter packaging look *slightly* different since one is a known allergen? My 4 year old niece grabbed the wrong one (since they’re stocked together!) and now she’s in the ER

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Me: I just wish there was a way for me to offer advice or suggestions without sounding pushy
My therapist: Could you say something like "Would you be interested in any advice or suggestions?"
Me: Omg amazing

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@buttholeanxiety Joyce

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I wish TV shows could still end with a freeze frame of the central character biting into a big sandwich

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@Annsganistan she is at every catho mass but you can only see her if ur pure of heart

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@Annsganistan lol why