Ashleigh Hunsinger

pronounced aSH•slā cause I'm killing it 😂⚔️💀⚔️

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

It finally happened!!! Today was the day that I got to share the knowledge that @gwenstefani gave to me so long ago & teach a student to spell the word “bananas” by singing Hollaback Girl
🥰💛🍌

#neverforget

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

Pregnancy is great, because never again will a doctor tell me they are *happy* with my weight gain 😂☺️🤰🏼

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

Actual conversations at our house..
Ant: Will you smell my face?
Me: Why? What does it smell like?
Ant: *bringing his face to mine* Does it smell like Italian beef?
Me: *5 months pregnant and gets sick at the slightest stench* Yes 🫢
Ant: Dammit

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

can you get struck by heat lightening - Google Search https://t.co/gzio3kKALe

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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11 years later & it clicked for her

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My sisters quote in her senior yearbook was, “I want to go to Paris to meet cute Italian boys” & she did not understand why Italian boys weren’t in Paris until I compared French dressing to Italian dressing & how they are different 🙈

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

My sisters quote in her senior yearbook was, “I want to go to Paris to meet cute Italian boys” & she did not understand why Italian boys weren’t in Paris until I compared French dressing to Italian dressing & how they are different 🙈

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

This tweet is for all the girls out there just openly changing in the women’s bathroom. #NeverHaveIEver

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

“I’ve never bought heelies cause I like to have sex with girls”

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

“My favorite way to give a hand job is with my mouth”

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

Only time men can get straight to the point is when they have an erection. Otherwise they are just beating around the bush

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

@mulvaneycourt shoooot, what was the beat though!?

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“So moral of the story is we can be toxic AF as long as we put a good beat to it” CL

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

Thanks Mother Nature for the excuse not to leave my house 🥶🌨🌬❄️☃️

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

“As long as we drop the beat & not our panties.” -CL

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

My mom took me to the grocery store today & pointed out how all of her purchases expired on my birthday 😒 RIP year 30 ✌🏼

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

Whenever kids find out that I live alone, they are always sad & disappointed. But why!?

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

One of the many downfalls to being a friendly person is the amount of times you will go to wave at someone and get denied

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Too bad a gut feeling isn’t seen as hard evidence 💩

[Ashleigh Hunsinger @AshHunsing]

I swear, everything I love was made to try and kill me

[CDC @CDCgov]

CDC recommends that people immediately stop using “Better Homes & Gardens Essential Oil Infused Aromatherapy Room Spray with Gemstones.” A bottle of this product has tested positive for the bacteria that causes a rare, dangerous disease called melioidosis. https://t.co/qAihtmx8o5