Ash J. Nicole

Like an unfunny Betty White.

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Silence of the Lamborghinis #MakeAMovieOrTVShowRich

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@hqtrivia
Sunday at 12am? Typo, or no 9pm game tomorrow?

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@ScottRogowsky JIC you ever run out of absurd, outdated references for sign-offs; here’s one on me.

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@adamcbest 👌

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Happy Birthday, Zoidberg! #Futurama #WhyNotZoidberg #mattgroening

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@jimmyfallon Shaming them for disrespecting lady liberty,
but all they did was kneel, they didn’t grab her by p**sy.

#FootballRaps

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@jimmyfallon #FootballRaps Maxwell’s anthem protest sent the president reeling, demanding that they fire all the players who were kneeling;

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@midnight #MakeTVShowsCanadian

Mountie Hunter

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@midnight #MakeTVShowsCanadian Trudeau Blood

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Howl's Moving Casserole #ComicConFoods @midnight

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@midnight #ComicConFoods Chef Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boyardee

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@midnight #CowSongs
We only got Four Stomachs to save the world!

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@midnight #CowSongs

Bridge Over Troubled Slaughter

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Saved by the Babybel #MakeATVShowCheesy

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@midnight #AthleteSongs
The Showboating Must Go On.

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@midnight #DadTv Game of Chaperones

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@midnight #DadTv
I Dream of No More Ripped Jeannies

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@midnight #DadTV The Big Bang & Other Conspiracy Theories

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@midnight #DadTv The Colbert Traffic & Weather Report

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@midnight #DadTv Duct Tape Dynasty

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@jimmyfallon My dad handed me a pile of hangers with infinity scarves & told me that he'd hung up all of my 'forever scarves'. #DadQuotes