Ash

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

[Ash @AshJeanR]

I need to remember that just because I have a little extra money this month, it does not mean I can just use it to buy books.

[Ash @AshJeanR]

IT JUST HAPPENED AGAIN WHAT EVEN

[Ash @AshJeanR]

Once you get a victory royale in Fort, you have to die as soon as you land the next game. It’s tradition.

[Ash @AshJeanR]

I got some money for my birthday. Know what that means?

BOOKS. BOOKS GALORE

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

hot girl saturday

[Ash @AshJeanR]

I don’t understand why I get so emotional when I’m sick. It’s like my weakened immune system makes more room for extra depression.

[Ash @AshJeanR]

@spicy_fetus I’m so proud of you!😭 I’m definitely better, but there’s room for improvement😂

[Ash @AshJeanR]

Whenever I tell someone “no” I get” crippling anxiety and immediately want to throw up. It’s fun, you should try it sometime.

[Ash @AshJeanR]

Currently teaching my one and a half year old nephew the difference between a “bop” and a “banger”.

It’s going well.

[Ash @AshJeanR]

How do I battle the Sunday Scaries? Oh, by watching Pride & Prejudice and eating a jar of peanut butter.

And lots of wine.

[Ash @AshJeanR]

If we’re not even remotely close, maybe don’t ask me why my cousin killed herself???

Just a thought idk

[Ash @AshJeanR]

Therapy: $100/hr
Saying “that’s show biz baby”: free

[Ash @AshJeanR]

@2Frostyyy It’s really quite easy, I have faith in you.

[Ash @AshJeanR]

In what universe is it a turn on to eat a whole package of Chips Ahoy cookies and not disgusting?

Asking for myself because I’m halfway there.

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

them: how delulu r u
me:

[Ash @AshJeanR]

Please don’t talk to me for at least 7-10 business days because A Thousand Boy Kisses WRECKED me k thanks