Ash

28 • (Taylor’s Version) • Slytherin • If you don’t like it here, the doors that way • 18 + only, Minors DNI

[Ash @AshKedavra]

I don’t know about you, but if Draco Malfoy said he’d burn down the world for me I’d hand him a match and patiently wait for him to do it.

[Ash @AshKedavra]

I just want a man to admit his love to me in a carriage, finger the fuck out of me, and then ask me to marry him before taking me to his bed.

#BRIDGERTON

[Ash @AshKedavra]

It’s been about 5 months so it’s time for me to reappear for a day. Hi twitter. Bye twitter👋

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@HaliosTV @_katiecampion @laurelsandlumos They were DELICIOUS

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@laurelsandlumos @_katiecampion But think, in 2 months we’ll be seeing her live🩵

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@_katiecampion LOVE YOU ENDLESSLY

[Ash @AshKedavra]

I get to see my favorite person today🫶 @_katiecampion

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@_katiecampion … that too

[Ash @AshKedavra]

Someone force me to start reading again. I miss it but am not motivated.

Does that mean I need to reread crimson rivers?

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@_katiecampion 👀👀👀

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@laurelsandlumos I’ve been considering this forever, and just haven’t bit the bullet

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@HaliosTV this is just a PSA that I am kidnapping @_katiecampion when I see her and the ransom is you moving to NC. ONCE and only once you are moved will I consider releasing her. Other conditions include puppy cuddles, bottomless mimosas and weekend visitations.

[Ash @AshKedavra]

Boo.
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It’s Fred Weasley’s ghost

[Ash @AshKedavra]

People need to stop acting like they are in high school

[Ash @AshKedavra]

I just want someone to slap my ass and call me a good girl.

In a fic of course…

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@HaliosTV @_katiecampion That’s really hard for him

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@_katiecampion @HaliosTV IM SICK I GET A PASS. And bubble tea🥺

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@HaliosTV @_katiecampion Nick from new girl obviously, he wants some too

[Ash @AshKedavra]

@HaliosTV @_katiecampion Yes, bubble tea is the perfect middle of nick snack

[Ash @AshKedavra]

Did I finally post a chapter after months? Yes. Has it been written? Also yes. But posting was too much for my nimble fingers.

[Ash @AshKedavra]

Why is the Jack Harlow line:

“I’ll choke you but I’m no killer baby”

ALWAYS stuck in my head.