Ash

"Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters"
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.
Follow me on Instagram xoASHKIWIxo

[Sharyn Casey @SharynCasey]

Ok what the actual fuck, how is that not a red card but Sam’s was?!?!?
Taking. The. Piss.

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

@chrismearle Mine! I’m pissed 😡

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

@facebook sort it out this a pain in the arse.

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

@ShehanFasih Mine is I’m so pissed 😡 but my hubbys is fine

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

@nzherald Care to explain the sick comment you made!

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

⁦@nzherald⁩ Wow. Really? going to quote one of ⁦@justinbieber⁩ songs while his wife is in hospital? What a sick joke. ⁦whoever wrote that comment should be fired.

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Joey will be a tough little cookie with this rough big brother 😳😂 #MarjorieHarvey ❤️

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

Thank you @SIX60 for spending 1,582 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/8vHYnr8eke

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

@DevonESawa

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

❤️ this.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

@TDGawd

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

@MannyMua733 Faking it so he can turn around after it is “cured” and tell people that if you get COVID it’s not as bad as the media makes it out to be.

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

@dylanminnette

[Israel Adesanya @stylebender]

😂😂😂
Smaller dogs often bit off more than they can chew.
This is one of my fave moments in fighting.
Having a man realize it’s to late to unfuck himself.
Locked in a cage but you wish you could...
Run for your Life 🙃
#lockdownwiththeskinnyclown
#letthegamesbegin 🤡
#jigsaw 🧩

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

FFS #Leadersdebate @JudithCollinsMP 3,000 people in Taranaki DID NOT lose their jobs because of @jacindaardern! They lost them due to #COVID19

[New Zealand Labour @nzlabour]

Judith claimed Samoa shut their border a month before New Zealand. FACT: We shut the border 19 March, Samoa followed on 20 March. #LeadersDebate

[Ash @AshKiwiXO]

#leadersdebate How embarrassing @JudithCollinsMP can’t even pronounce #TeReo correctly 🙄

[Israel Adesanya @stylebender]

I’ve been at this for years.
31 years old, looks like 26 years old, acts like a 12 years old 😂