Lau H

'Aspiring' writer seeks 'brave new' director and 'squeaky clean' producer to film (with some 'creative' accounting) an 'ambitious' flop.

[Lau H @AshLauH]

@jimmyfallon A neighbour once complained that a parrot was yelling "dickheads!" at them from the trees. My dad had inadvertently taught it from yelling at the tv (and probably us) while we had nursed the bird back to health #DadQuotes

[Queensland Fire Department @QldFireDept]

⚠️ Attention QLD ⚠️

With heightened bushfire activity around the state, it’s important you know what actions to take to help reduce the potential impact of excessive smoke:

➡️ Consider closing windows and doors until air quality improves

➡️ If your air conditioner is on, switch it to ‘recirculate’ or ‘recycle’ to reduce smoke inside your home

➡️ Anyone with a heart or lung condition should follow the treatment plan advised by their doctor

➡️ Avoid outdoor physical activity if you develop symptoms like a cough or shortness of breath

➡️ If you or anyone in your care has trouble breathing or tightness in the chest, call Triple Zero (000).

[Lau H @AshLauH]

@playlostark urgh servers keep going down just as i finish work and am ready to play :( man we need an APAC server

[Queensland Police @QldPolice]

Us: There is no way we could get more into the Christmas spirit

Police puppers: Hold my smackos

[news.com.au @newscomauHQ]

If you're not taking your bin out in style, you're doing it wrong.

[Queensland Fire Department @QldFireDept]

An Emergency Alert has been issued to residents in Canungra, Witheren, Ferny Glen, Fly Fox, Illinbah, Sarabah, O’Reilly, Cainbable, Binna Burra, Numinbah Valley & Beechmont. Strong winds are expected to impact the bushfire burning near Sarabah. More info: https://t.co/GttJmuXUgg

[Lau H @AshLauH]

@QldFES You guys are awesome. Thanks so much for being on the front lines. And to the folks keeping us informed!

[Queensland Fire Department @QldFireDept]

🚫 PSA: Do not fly drones near bushfires 🚫 We’re still receiving reports of drones flying near bushfires. Whilst these fires do look impressive from above, it is so important for the safety of our crews that drones do not enter this airspace.

[Queensland Fire Department @QldFireDept]

Have you seen waterbombing aircraft over the Gold Coast hinterland? We’ve had 10 working in the area today. Here’s a look at their flight paths (aka how busy they’ve been) 😮

[Queensland Fire Department @QldFireDept]

PREPARE TO LEAVE: Springbrook bushfire as at 12.15am Sat 7 Sep: https://t.co/dL84e17tHW

[Snacky💕 @snackyhan]

@Blizzard_ANZ @AKRacingAus https://t.co/FA5Nfh9Jh2
MOOD

[Lau H @AshLauH]

'The idea of who you are is the strongest thing you can carry around with you'

[Lau H @AshLauH]

Everyone keen to hear about Akari - SIS integration at the user group day.

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Donald trump - “they broke into my attorneys office “- nope they had a warrant you fool-

[Lau H @AshLauH]

Ready for a night of #GC2018Netball. I've been Borobi'd!

[Lau H @AshLauH]

Men's 800 at the #GC2018Athletics Great take-off!

[Lau H @AshLauH]

Jack Bowen putting in a good show for AUS at #gc2018boxing

[Lau H @AshLauH]

Women's boxing. Scotland win. So awesome. #gc2018boxing

[Lau H @AshLauH]

Not long to go till session 1 today at #gc2018boxing

[Lau H @AshLauH]

Met the 'real' Borobi today at #GC2018HOCKEY Awesomeness!