Ash

Uppity. I write smutty indie romance.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

One more time:
You cannot separate the art from the artist.
You are giving money to a person who may have said or done terrible things, and when you buy/stream their art, you are supporting the things they have done and their ability to continue to do them.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

@Mae Women in my family have a tendency for not being able to get a haircut.
…this tracks.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

Seriously fuck that grandma.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

Watching Encanto for the first time in a year or so and while I enjoy many of the actors associated with it, damn I hate this movie. Mirabel is the only good one. The rest of her family is an entire flock of assholes.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

Watching Quarterback on @netflix and I’m furious because how am I supposed to despise Kirk Cousins for no reason other than playing for the Vikings after watching him be the kindest dork in the world?????????

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

@Death_Bow @clhubes My kids daycare would’ve been thrilled by that outfit. The best I can give them at the moment is a 1yo who refuses to let us do anything with her hair and always ends the day with a sweat-made Mohawk.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

How weird is it to be Jason Sudeikis and know that his cartoonized mustachioed face is on my pajama pants?

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

Blah blah @ChrisEvans is engaged who cares he’s taking @albabaptista_ off the market and I’ll feel weird crushing on her.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

@maureenjohnson Razors with a Rifle Paper design

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

@TheBloggess I’m a Dean of students so I can answer any question about anything. I haven’t been surprised by a student since 2017.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

Driving through Wisconsin and see a field of wild turkey and confuse my father in law by insisting that they are in fact jumbo quail, native to our state. @TheBloggess

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

@MoistCr1TiKaL Ah my new lockscreen of my internet crushes. He did all the work…for once…

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

@voEROSttv I’d serve time for it.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

@jenessapaniagua I am absolutely asking to pass away. Sit, mama.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

I’m tired of my husband’s shock at my feelings about @brettgoldstein chest hair. It’s fabulous. That’s it. Full stop.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

@jchenwriter YES

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

@KealanBurke

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

@NFieldsend Most of my mains are brown or hazel!

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

I stand by my belief that 2000’s self-titled album from @newfoundglory is perfect. Every song hits.

[Ash @AshMacWrites]

There goes @squarespace fulfilling fantasies of multiple Adam Drivers.