Our puppy officially thinks that every time I put socks on it means we’re going on a walk-girlfriend is going to be so confused when fall/winter comes 🥲
Meeting someone from a small town when you’re also from a small town is grounds for an immediate competition of who’s small town is the smaller small town
Remember when we used to pour our drinks into the cap of the bottle of whatever we were drinking and take mini shots? Literally would spend like 4 hours of our life drinking one orange pop-Wth was that
My phone has hung itself up instead of unmuting during every meeting I’ve tried to speak in so far today and ya know what? I think it’s on to something here
21 year old -allergic to dairy-me used to order cheese bread every single time I was drunk at Zorbaz. I’m here to say, even that was a better decision than deciding to paint our ceilings myself.
Now that I have a new card I feel like I can finally express how excited I am to not ever have to tell restaurants that my expiration date is 4/20 over the phone ever again. Finally, a taco salad order with no awkward weed jokes- life changing
My favorite part of quarantine so far is the morning when my boyfriend stood next to me in silence looking at me while I made our coffee and when he finally spoke it was him being upset that my hair looks better than his does in the mornings hahaha like wtf
So far during quarantine we have
1. Finished a puzzle
2. Made banana bread
3. Were hungover on a weekday
4. Gone on a walk every night
5. Had virtual game night/HH
5. Stocked up on White Claw approximately 4 times
....not even a pandemic can stop the fact that we’re basic AF lol
Nothing makes you feel 15 again quite like sitting on the floor while painting your own nails and listening to music. All I need now is a Seventeen magazine and boom it’s 2008 again