AshP

The need for adventure drives everything I do.

[AshP @AshP_Patterson]

https://t.co/7yRBNSpejX

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@kaleniewienie G would’ve had a stroke and an aneurysm in one go while he was yelling

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@FlyFrontier your bag drop @rdu airport is ridiculous. One worker and a line 50-60 people deep. We’ve been standing here for 30 minutes and only 3 people have been helped. Figure out your processes

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Reminder that just last month Republicans wore AR-15 pins in place of where their American flag pin would normally go.

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@a_whitney18 Maybe until people learn not to kill children with these guns, we could do something about it to help in the interim.

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@ranfancentral Settling Down is 🔥🔥though

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@Ash_Danielsen @KelseaBallerini It’s soooo good

[AshP @AshP_Patterson]

“What are your goals for 2023?”
“Not to get fired and not tell my client to fuck all the way off out loud which goes back to goal 1”
Boss: “okay, we can’t write that but I love them”

[AshP @AshP_Patterson]

“What are you??”
“Just your average bitch”
“Don’t sell yourself short… you’re a huge bitch”

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I should be a spokesperson for @mixtiles. The amount of people I’ve talking into ordering them goes up regularly

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I am being tested this week

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Started 2023 with my first ever hangover and holy hell. SOS

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@saraHajdukovich Same though. I feel so old knowing I helped raise you all for a few years 😂😂

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You ever been so stressed/anxious your PRN med (Xanax/klonopin) doesn’t even kick in? Cause same

[AshP @AshP_Patterson]

Are we just going to pass over that in the Oprah interview MM specifically talks about how Fergie taught her to curtsy before meeting the Queen?

[Chris Ship @chrisshipitv]

This is the moment that Meghan describes meeting the late Queen Elizabeth for the first time and how she did not understand why she needed to curtsy to Harry‘s grandmother…
He looks a little uncomfortable about the whole thing
#HarryandMeghan

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The House has passed legislation to protect same-sex and interracial marriage, the last step before the measure goes to President Biden to become law. https://t.co/tDWlMfzoiM

[AshP @AshP_Patterson]

@Ash_Danielsen Oof. Process that how you need and def call him out about it when you’re ready.

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But we’re forgetting the most important picture for dilfism: @ChrisEvans in a pea coat

[kay @arigcevans]

chris evans was giving master classes in dilfism

[The Eras Tour @TSTheErasTour]

manifestation tweet: everyone who retweets this tweet will get pre sale code to taylor swift’s the eras tour.