aspas

Your skeleton is always wet

[Ratti | Vendetta CEO 🐺 @RattiiOW]

We are the piss siblings feed us

[綿毛☺︎ 𝗥𝟳.𝟭𝟬 @watawatage25]

なるほどね、完全に理解した

[Marshall @marshmell0w_1]

@TownsUsa Someone out there is currently taking a greyhound to Colorado like a salmon swimming upstream to die😔

[Soul Candy @SenatorLuma]

the iran war makes a lot more sense when you consider the art of war was written for the ancient chinese version of pete hegseth

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should invent an Option for People who Can’t do this anymore that Isn’t blowing their Shit Smoove off

[Avery Edison @aedison]

if you press the red button, you get ~100 years of comfort, followed by an eternity of true suffering. if you press the blue button, you get ~100 years of suffering, followed by an eternity of true pleasure. hilariously, basically every christian ever has failed this challenge

[El Borto @bortinez_]

“We can always tell” 😂😂😂

[Mob :3 @MobHalo_]

They really edged our fucking fate #RipPeteParsonsLimbFromLimbAndEatHisEntrails

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Hot bartender was rolling a joint while pouring me this. There’s “fuck Israel” graffiti everywhere. This might be the greatest country on earth

[Goosewasinuse @Goosewasinuse]

Probably one of my favourite ones I’ve done. Never forgetting D2

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[conniving eunuch @1BBGGGUU]

I’m toasted out of my mind at local draft night, playing 42 card 5 color control in minute 35 of game 1 against a uniformed pig. Officer 1-2 puts their bomb on the stack, my bleary red eyes ping-pong between the counter spell in my hand and their service weapon. I let it resolve

[Michael Karlis @MichaelKarlis]

TX-35 Democratic candidate Maureen Galindo says she will convert ICE detention center in Karnes County into an internment camp for "American Zionists."

"It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists," she added.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

we’re at the point of end stage evil society where when you tell your therapist that life doesnt feel worth living they dont even argue with you they just look at you like this

[디아 @diaris115]

Revenge

[choco @chocqloco]

so ermmm ...
#domina

[Nishii @pinknishii]

honestly I would dehydrate and snort lines of her sweat if she let me

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

hi dave portnoy i’m “the gay kid” in the video :) if i went to gaza i would killed by an israeli drone strike