Ashley Salimbene

Cyber School Teacher // Pittsburgh, PA. // Mostly just retweets because I’m lazy.

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[Ashley Salimbene @AshSal30]

@kar_nels @lydiakauppi On the Lilly website there is a co pay card you can download and show the pharmacist. It will then be 500 dollars. Which still isn’t fantastic but it’s better than nothing!

[The Steelers n'at @thesteelersnat]

France is not ready for Yinzers to drop in and be like "I'm from North Versailles"

[Seth Daniel @sethdanie1]

As a millennial:

Phone is for fun internet (shit posting)
Computer is for serious internet (booking flights)

[masha @masha_slp]

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Sorry, I’m not free this weekend. On Friday night, I’m busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I’m totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.

[ESPN @espn]

WHAT A SCENE IN PITTSBURGH FOR ROUND 1 OF THE NFL DRAFT 😱

Watch on ESPN, ABC, NFL Network and the ESPN App 🏈

[Ashley Salimbene @AshSal30]

Fergus Fraser 😭😭😭😭😭

[Rebecca @RebeccaChasen]

Yet another beautiful day wasted by the shackles of employment

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

There are too many emails. Too many texts. Too many accounts. Too many logins. Too many apps. Too many rewards programs. Too many fundraisers. Too many appointments. Too many virtual meetings. Too many newsletters. Too many forms. Too many social media platforms. My brain hurts.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

HAIL TO PITT

One of the best brands in college sports 💙💛

#H2P

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

THE PENGUINS ARE PLAYOFFS BOUND‼️

[tina 💜 @mohabbotology]

NIGHT SHIFT LET’S FUCKIN GOOOO

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”

Me at work :

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I hate when a job asks you to set "goals"

My only "goal" is to remain employed so I can continue to pay for my living expenses while finding fulfillment in the areas of my life unrelated to a day job.

[Beffy @beffybadbelly]

I hope they’ve been told they’re good boys and have received treats.

[Saad @lolnvmtho]

i am not ashamed to admit that while i am grateful for having a job, i do not enjoy working.

[miia @miiagarro]

men are so hot. i wish they were good people.