Ashley Stevens

“A lot more intelligent than he sounds”. PhD researcher in stand-up comedy. 6'9 of pure cynicism.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

My 6th birthday card. #avfc

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

@Trentvilla1 See also FA Cup 3rd round. Whoever is making these decisions, needs sectioning.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

@MrPaddyMurphy How he has seen off Duran and Malen is laughable.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

If this is a 'plan' then Unai is an absolute genius. I can't see any evidence of one.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

Yet another spineless performance without a plan.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

The lack of conviction and intensity in any 50/50 challenge should tell us all we need to know about what Unai has at his disposal...

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

This agenda of bringing the role of the fans into things isn't going to go well for any of them, management included.

[John Townley @johntownley11]

#AVFC's Ollie Watkins admits it's "hard not to notice" criticism from fans after struggling to reach the heights he previously set himself.

"You've got to keep plugging away. I know the manager backs me and that's all that matters," he told @RobJonesSport.https://t.co/UqannVNTSi

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

@DeanoB24 ITS A GAME MAN

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

Our biggest issue. Forget PSR. We're already playing with a rigged deck, but most signings have been overpriced, not in positions we needed strengthening, or both. Whilst we have overachieved with what we have, in years to come it will be this aspect that ruins Unai's legacy.

[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

As for Villa, they haven’t permanently signed a player who’s improved the team since Rogers in January 2024. That’s woefully bad recruitment. Players signed from last January and last summer now out on loan.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

@ollysimmonds End of season it wouldn't surprise me. What's the point? The deck is rigged and the game is finished.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

It's over lads. There's a real sense that this is the end of the road.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

@GuyBradley 100%. On the pitch now looks as clueless as off the pitch.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

Bigger than we currently realise.

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

FT.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

70 minutes too late. His stubbornness will be the end of him.

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

On comes Tammy for Ollie 🔄

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

He's leaving on Watkins 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

Worst fears confirmed

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

I'd love to be wrong, but...

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

I'd love to be wrong, but...

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Tonight's team news for #AVLCHE ✊

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

@Trentvilla1 @Alex_Berwick But the Carrick storyline is such a compelling arc for their scriptwriters in Stockley Park

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

@Trentvilla1 The only 'clear and obvious' these days is the level of corruption.

[Ashley Stevens @AshTheNeon]

No other sport with anything close to the prem's £££ involved, has officiating that is so poor/inconsistent. In fact, given the finances at stake, it's safe to assume that it's by design.

[EUROPA LEAGUE WINNERS 🏆 @nowthenmardybxm]

lets play a game!!#pl and @FA_PGMOL only deemed one of these four challenges worthy of a penalty! can you guess which one?😁