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Paint yo kids. Paint yo wife.

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Finally.

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We’re trying to do too much with too little. Instead of increasing resources or choosing to slow down, we are speeding up, requiring more, and hoping a system we are still training fills gaps.

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Good news y’all, the unsalted raw peanuts from Publix germinated.

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2026. Happy New Year y’all. Yee haw. 🐎 🐴

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I feel personally offended Nemesis’ new outfit is a toga made out of stapled bandages and tiny “caution” labels. What is happening here… My baby deserves better.

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Resident Evil remake questions: Who dresses Mr. X every day? Does he put on his own hat? And who stuck all those tiny “Caution” stickers on Nemesis? I need answers.

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Hear me out, Waffle House boba tea. 🧇 🧋

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They even wall papered the floor.

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Write a letter. Put in envelope. Send via cat messenger.

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Bruh……

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@Dsaltum ALL 1ST EDITIONS.

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I bought Yugioh cards this morning.

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I forced my bot to read every Austin tweet over the last week, then write a script about the ice storm and its sordid aftermath

Here's the first page...

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@thebrandonrhea SHOW ME WHERE I’M WRONG

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Red pandas are sus. There, I said it.

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We sell batteries.

[poqu @poqu_a_doodle]

stuck in traffic,,, this is just pawful :(

[laicchiato @laicchiato]

*taps watch at u* its hampter time

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Time is ticking. You too can still give a moose a muffin.

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@CainDraka Garfield, my man.