Ash Williams

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝐇𝙰͡𝐜𝕶 ‍‍ ／ ‍‍ 𝕾𝐋𝙰𝐒𝐇. @CASSlEHACK]

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[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

This it? Kind of a dump. I mean it’s a beats a hoard infected cabin but still…

[◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎 @yakuzacrackdown]

( to be honest — lady wasn’t listening . she was used to this from dante . she was able to tune it out easily . )

right . . . i’m sure you did .

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

( Ash is messing with the grooves along his saw as the advanced towards Devil May Cry, chirping on with his usual blabber. )

So, there I was hacking through these skeleton things and I do a full 360 backflip. Don’t even know how. I never did one till then.

[◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎 @yakuzacrackdown]

yeah , i figured .

( and so , cue her leading the way to devil may cry . it isn’t too far . )

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

Hey there baby, you listen to Bad Company?

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

Well demons and zombies go hand and hand. There have been no apocalypse though — thanks to me. Then again … it’s been a minute since I’ve been home.

[𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa @Malaestrelya]

You have demons and ZOMBIES? Is your world in an apocalypse!?

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

I mostly call myself that.

Lead the way Lady the Lady.

[◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎 @yakuzacrackdown]

. . . armageddon slayer ? i doubt that .

but alright , ash .

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

Names Ash… Ash Williams. Some call me Slashy Ashy, Ashy Slashy, Armageddon slayer, but just Ash works.

[◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎 @yakuzacrackdown]

well , it’s lady , actually . so you don’t have to learn anything new . what’s your name ?

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

Awesome sauce! Thanks lady — by the way, what’s your name?

[◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎 @yakuzacrackdown]

. . . dante ?

i’ll show you where it is , but dante’s not around right now .

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

Usually they got these zombie host things called deadites. They infect people.

Had my own city with that thing. That’s when they aren’t giant trees or just literal monsters.

[𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa @Malaestrelya]

[ She takes a step back in surprise. ]

Wh---How... I...

...

You kill demons with that? What KIND of demons do you have?

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

Bit lost. I was told that I could probably find answers there from Donald guy. Dontell? Something like that.

[◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎 @yakuzacrackdown]

. . .

i know where you can find a shop ( * called ) devil may cry . why ?

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

Zoo wee mama … I don’t get it.

Hey, you know where I can find a crying Devil?

[◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎 @yakuzacrackdown]

i’m not explaining this shit again

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

With my chainsaw hand mostly alongside some magic fuckery.

[ He says raising his right arm. There his hand had been swapped for a revolving blade. Purring as he revs it up. ]

[𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa @Malaestrelya]

[ Smiling awkwardly, but as accommodating as she can ]

That must be an ordeal. How do you fight off the demons?

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

What the fuck is rizz guys.

[◟♯ . ╱ 𝓀𝖺͟𝗈͟𝗋𝗎 @yakuzacrackdown]

he said zoo we mama

that was the rizz

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

No— not superheroes. Demons on the other hand are something we got. I fight them off a lot. Like … a lot.

It’s kind of my thing. That and my leading man likability.

[𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa @Malaestrelya]

Erm... I can't say about Knights---I might be wrong---but aliens and sorcerers and angels and demons and... you understand what I mean.

Hm. I suppose they're all superheroes. Does your universe have them?

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

No, just call me Ash. Mr. Williams was my dad.

So uh— what’s this universe about?

Knights? Superheroes? Aliens?

[𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa @Malaestrelya]

I am Maria. A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Williams.

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

Right on the money, lady. Names Ash… Ash Williams.

[𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa @Malaestrelya]

Holes and wires...? That doesn't sound like---Oh. You mean a landline.

You aren't from here-here, are you?

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

Yeah that. I mean where I’m from phones don’t have screens honey. Just a couple holes and wires.

[𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa @Malaestrelya]

...Like a phone?

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

Michigan, or more specifically a wormhole.

Hey, did she know they have like portable TV’s they can put in their pocket now?

[𝓜aria 𝓗ermosa @Malaestrelya]

...!

Where did he come from!?

[Ash Williams @AshWilliamsVsX]

The book felt no damage to it. It left nothing other than a black circle of which sat in the center of the material. Whatever it was, it wasn’t normal.

“Yeah man, I’ve tried. Fire? Check. Acid? Check. Wood chipper … actually I stopped at acid, but it probably wouldn’t work.”

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @AllAmericanSupe]

Being handed the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Homelander ran his fingers over the creepy face on the cover before taking a sniff.

"This is...human. Human leather."

God knows Homelander is well acquainted with the smell of death, but the Evil Dead itself? Not so much.

"What happens if I just...." His eyes started to glow red hot in an attempt to burn the book. No idea what he might have just unleashed.