Ashley Sims

𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 💕 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹. 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓃𝑔𝐿𝒾𝒻𝑒.

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

I have one bobby pin holding my life together.

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 14 Mar 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 14 Mar 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Eaton Eagles Basketball @EatonHoops937]

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋‼️

We are excited to announce Sean Sims (@CoachS_Sims) as the next Head Coach of the Eaton Boys Basketball Program!!

📰 ➡️ https://t.co/gbjVZ0hSM9
#GoEagles🟣🦅🟡

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 14 Mar 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Dayton Storm @StormDayton]

⛈ ⚡️The Storm Awaits You...🌪⛈Think you’re Ready??? 🏀👊🏼

[SAM SMITH @samsmith]

Hey you. Yeah. YOU. Merry fucking Christmas. Well done for getting through this shit show of a year. See you in the next one ❤️

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

I don’t care how old you are, the “how to train your dragon” movies are fire. 🔥

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

This doesn’t look like a chicken bowl with pinto beans, pico, corn, cheese, and lettuce does it? This has hot salsa, black beans, fajitas and no lettuce or pico. Your online ordering has never produced me a correct meal. Do better @ChipotleTweets

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

I consider it tithing when I eat at chick-fil-a.

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

It is currently 64° in Jacksonville. I just walked by the park and one kid is wearing a T-shirt and shorts and another kid is wearing a winter coat and boots. Florida is weird.

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

“You should dip everything in ranch except your toothbrush.” -@ChrisObarski

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

@KristiGlover : what classes are you taking this semester?
Me: early American history, psych, a teaching class, and international relations.
Kristi: that sounds about as interesting as watching fishing on tv.

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

Happy first day of fall, y’all. 🍁

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

If you’re one of those people that doesn’t like ice or orders “light ice” I’m just not sure if we can be friends.

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

If you used to use these to text, you need a night cream.

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

Life has been hard the last few days. Please send help

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

Say it again for those in the back

[Kyle Lynch @KLynch599]

Please end the 2020 MLB Season already. This Reds team is a disgrace.

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

Sister Sister is on Netflix. You’re welcome.

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

I’m very concerned as this is the second Sunday in a row my phone believes I’m going to @PapaJohns at 8:30am. I can verify i have NEVER gotten Papa John’s on a Sunday morning. Thanks iPhone 😂

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

Update: date went well and she indeed did not end up in a dumpster. I can thank myself for that one.

[Ashley Sims @Ash_Sims95]

Currently spying on a friends first date. Ultimate friend award goes to... 🏆