Yer MAJM

Anxious meat computer perched on the surface of an improbable spinning rock.

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

Suella Braverman keeps repeating that the Rwanda scheme etc is the “will of the British people”

If, like me, you’re British, & this is not your “will” let her know by retweeting this please.

We deserve to be heard

#RwandaNotInMyName

@SuellaBraverman

[Yer MAJM @Ashala76]

@unisontheunion Thank you for your efforts in looking into this, and your reply.

[National Rejoin March @MarchForRejoin]

Until we meet again.
#BrexitReality

[Resident Doctors @BMAResidents]

.@RobLaurensonD4P produces receipts showing that @WillQuince and @SteveBarclay were setting the preconditions... not the BMA.

We have set no preconditions to talks. https://t.co/k9fHTqLRzg

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

" So what do they [the Tories] have left? All they have left is division. And this is all this policy is about. They are trying to sow division by casting it as us, the people in Britain, against people who want to come here" 👏👏👏#BBCQT

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Get a better paid job, get a second job, wear an extra jumper, eat for 30p, swim in shit, live with Covid, don't call an ambulance, live without fresh fruit and veg, stop buying lattes and Netflix, live with your parents, stop talking down Britain, stop ruining Brexit and shut up

[Rick Parkin 💙🏍️ @RickParkin]

@GOVUK

[Simon Brodkin @SimonBrodkin]

Best Christmas ad ever

[Yer MAJM @Ashala76]

https://t.co/ZkcDV72V4E

[Flibberty Gibbert @ReturnOfDadbo]

Matt Hancock in the final.

Proof that this Country is absolutely chock-full of Tory Cunts.

You'd have voted for Harold Shipman if he had a blue rosette, you fucktards. #ImACelebrity

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Awful.

[sue owen @sueowen3]

Why don’t you report on this queue @Marthakearney #r4today?

[DatWitchBitch🔮✨💫❗ @Darealbigfine1]

I still stand by it. Period

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

All change: the new edition of Private Eye is on sale now!

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Buried in Rishi Sunak’s windfall tax announcement is the fact that oil and gas companies will get a big tax cut if they extract more fossil fuels in the UK.

[🇺🇦🌻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 GRÍMURXVS1300A @GREIGEXVS1300A]

@ScotTories Love the reply from @IrvineWelsh
Love this alternative version as well.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Get fucked you cunts.

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

🚨Politicians can no longer claim that NHS privatisation isn’t happening. We’ve built a map showing the privatisation which has already happened 🚨
#ScrapNHSBill #NHSprivatisation

It’s right here💙👇
https://t.co/CHcnbcOM1n