Ashby Vose

I like cats and dogs and tunes and snacks and cute clothes and plus size representation.

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Ok ladies now let's get in pajamas

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JONI MITCHELL IS BACK ON SPOTIFY

that’s all.

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@EviPineschi My ego and body are bruised but I survived

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Still can’t believe I fell on a moving treadmill during a workout class yesterday. 🙃

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My greatest fear was realized. And my ego was more bruised than my elbow 😅

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Best breakup albums of all time:
- Joni Mitchell’s Blue
- Carole King’s Tapestry
- Alanis Morisette’s Jagged Little Pill
- Olivia Rodrigo’s SOUR

Facts r facts #fightme

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In case you ever need my order

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My therapist is so old, she once told me it only takes 20 minutes on the phone to book a flight

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My therapist is great but also very old. HOW OLD IS SHE?

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My therapist is so old, she gives out Wether’s Originals

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My therapist is so old that I pay her by check in the mail

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Me to self while putting lotion on forehead:

“You’ll need bangs when you’re older but that’s okay because you look super cute with bangs!”

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I just walked the dog and LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON THE GROUND!

It’s gonna be a good day 😎

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I like to think I have a lot in common with Dolly Parton.

I too believe that, “It’s a damn good thing I was born a woman, because if not I’d be a drag queen.”

(But also wouldn’t I be a GREAT drag queen??)

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I bought a lava lamp

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Should I get a lava lamp

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I don’t know how to make new girlfriends in a post-breakup pandemic so the other day I wrote my phone number on a 420 flyer and handed it to my favorite budtender and now she follows me on Instagram. Did I do this right????

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me in 2011 graduating high school thinking about seeing everyone at the 10-year reunion VS me in 2021 looking at the invitation:

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Twitter friends: I DID A THING! I launched the first episode of my podcast dedicated to the plus size woman’s experience. Take a listen, tell a friend! https://t.co/R25E3gzQCA

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Cats are seals. Evidence: the fam group text

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Now that I’m single and run all the errands, I’ve made really good friends out of my barista and budtender.

Starbucks & the local dispensary:
Where everybody knows my naaaame 🎶