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Lord, what fools these mortals be 🔮

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I got home from coles at 7:45 with all my food and snacks. It’s currently 8:18 and the food and snacks are all gone

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@ShawnRyan762 And how long was trumps military service again?

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@ShawnRyan762 What a fucking joke you are, he served for 24 years… you people just LOOK for ANY reason to hate on someone go touch some grass dude

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I’m definitely a 4. 7, 8

[for bisexuals @_forbisexuals]

what type of bisexual are you?

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Like… come on 🫠

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My engagement was 10/10 and beats everyone else’s and you can’t tell me otherwise

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This Heartbreak High remake is 12/10 👌🏼

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Strawberry Kisses playing as Ca$h declares his love for Darren. Yes.

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Holy fucking shit I did it, I got @lukecombs tickets 🫠 a straight up nightmare but gottemmmmmm

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Remember when Nicole Kidman and Robbie Williams dropped a track

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🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Dylan O'Brien photographed by Aidan Cullen for Interview Magazine

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one year of nebs!!!

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I didn’t realise I had sensory issues until I got noise cancelling AirPods

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Damn Stranger Things went from like a PG to MA15+ with this new season

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@IanBohen What a terrible take, it’s giving old white man vibes

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The intrusive thoughts are eating me alive today 🫠

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Who asked for a new Matilda movie?? WHOMST!? WE DONT NEED IT.

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If I see one more person putting balsamic vinegar in sparkling water and drinking it imma riot

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Is there anything worse in this day and age than a conservative Christian? The answer is no

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I wonder what diseases he’s gunna bring home today! SUCH FUN!!!!!

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There’s nothing like opening the daycare app and seeing your child with some random kids dummy in his mouth 🫠