Asheem

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

Having 3 kids is like cooking spaghetti - you don’t know you have too much until it’s too late

[Asheem @Asheem71]

@The4D20 @NoContextBrits Is..is this... prison food?

[Asheem @Asheem71]

@The4D20 @LoveRetroBTW

[Asheem @Asheem71]

@RAtheRuggedMan Yeah the original Ariel had green skin and traded her fins for feet that bled all the time. The prince didn't marry her so she couldn't capture his soul and dissolved into seafoam... still a better story than either one of these versions

[Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets @gfishandnuggets]

Shoutout to all the parents who took the obligatory perfect portrait of the kids on the first day of school, as if all utter hell didn’t break loose in the house during the epic shitshow of getting them ready on time. You’re all my people.

[Excel Dictionary @exceldictionary]

How to import data into Excel from a picture. 📸

#excel #tutorial

[Naruto 🍜 @NarutoVibe]

8 Years ago today, Kakashi vs Obito aired in what might possibly be one of the best fights in Anime ever.

[Asheem @Asheem71]

@The4D20 @UberFacts

[Asheem @Asheem71]

@RAtheRuggedMan That's literally my only problem with paz. His shit is always fire but every song feels like its one verse to short

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What’s the best present you can gift?

A broken drum.

Nobody can beat that.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What's the difference between a
literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.

A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

[Asheem @Asheem71]

@The4D20 Look up the Russian sleep study where they took p.o.w.'s and tried to force them to stay awake for a month. The study lasted 15 days. 4 out of 5 lived. It's a rather fucked up story

[Asheem @Asheem71]

Finally I can site science on why the fuck I hate being awake during mornings

[Asheem @Asheem71]

@NZXT 1st: gundam wing/dbz (I can't remember)
Last: attack on titan
Best: 3 way tie DBZ/AOT/bleach
Worst: yu yu hakusho

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

George Washington died in 1799 after doctors drained nearly 40% of his blood in an attempt to cure a sore throat

[Asheem @Asheem71]

@UberFacts