Ashley

Dallas/Austin. Weird, dark tattooed dog mom.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

While rejoicing, spare a thought for the fact that unless you're hit by lightning or sucked into a hay baler, nobody will ever know you lived.

[Fill-crypto @Fil_cryptodegen]

@DjokovicFan_ The Vaccine is 100% Safe and Effective:

[Ashley @Ashelichi]

@Galaxyfighter @BogoCC @DjokovicFan_ Stay fucking home? Work from home if you have an immunocompromised family? It’s not our responsibility, it’s not our problem to care about or even pretend to care about your issues. Be a fucking adult.

[Saltyandy 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @BialkoAndrew68]

Im so romantic 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Telling the dentist the drill feels sooo big in my tooth so he finishes faster

[Ashley @Ashelichi]

@GBX_Global @Timbo04363877 Didn’t the kid attempt to stab the dude like .5 seconds before this? Why omit that part? Fuck Israel, but why omit the exact reason he’s shot? As far as I’m concerned, both parties are wrong and both groups don’t deserve anything they’ve got.

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Moves like a DB that just got a pass break up...

[Ashley @Ashelichi]

What a lucky duck💖 https://t.co/G0JcXp8XL7

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

My cardiologist when I thought you had to get naked for a heart ultrasound

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

@B1TuckerCarlson You want a murderer to walk free.

We want a r*pist to be put through the wood chipper.

You thought this comment was smart?

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Kyle Kuzma calls out Zohran Mamdani

“A mayor playing president”

[Ashley @Ashelichi]

What are you doing, if anything at all, about “the world is on fire”? And in what way does scrolling media assist with your world-saving effort? And to what end does throwing a proverbial blanket on an admittedly smaller issue, help the “world being on fire”? Take your time, we’ll wait.

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

In cases where someone commits a horrific crime and there is proof without a doubt, DNA or video, we should just let the family of the victim or victims deal out the justice however they see fit. Set them up in a room like in hostel. My most barbaric belief

[Ashley @Ashelichi]

The United States? Yes. If we feel it’s a war crime then it is. The earth believe it or not is in fact “prison rules”, we are the strongest, biggest, most advanced, by leagues, beyond any European grasp of an idea of power. Beyond Chinese, Russian, any place in the east. All of you combined and some, do not, could not, would not, be able to bring us under reins. We win that fight every single day of the week. I’m not super pro America, chanting “USA” and being a fool but there is in fact nothing the world can realistically do to stop the US and it being our birthday, I’m obligated to say “Fucking try it”. We win these. Go ahead.

[SGA MVP x2 ⚡️ @mynameis_kaylee]

Us OKC fans watched SGA get slandered for almost 2 years for some “free throws”- the stuff they said about him & his family was/is diabolical.

Wemby is getting slandered for dirty plays, hits on players & being sore loser for 4 days & spurs fans are losing their minds.

[Only Wonder Eva @OnlyWonderEva]

@fasc1nate i read the whole article on this once and couldnt sleep for a week

the night photos broke something in my brain

[SGA MVP x2 ⚡️ @mynameis_kaylee]

SGA was mauled, jersey pulled, hit, fouled & cheap shot for 2 series in a row. You know what he DIDNT do??
Elbow people. Shove them down by then neck. Swing them around by the neck. Blind side shove them in the back. Blame the officials. Karate kick at peoples legs.
So Tired of people not holding Wemby accountable for his dirty antics.

[Zack @okcclips]

Never been happier to see 3 people lose

[͏ً @pilgeousx]

Victor Wembanyama Life Path:

2nd place U17 Championship
2nd place Olympics
2nd place NBA Cup
2nd place NBA Finals

A fucking Loser.