Me, The day of Eagles vs Chiefs Super Bowl
“I swear……if the Eagles win this Super Bowl and Blow the Chiefs TF out. I promise I won’t ever give Howie any shit for at least 5-10 years”
Me, 9 minutes into free agency
Please give your reserved friends grace at the functions. Nothing is wrong, I am enjoying myself, not everyone is a hyperactive performer in social settings
1. Dating someone with a huge age gap can be predatory.
2. Everybody can’t go with you on your journey.
3. The club ain’t all that.
4. Struggling just to say you have your own place is not ideal.
4. The American dream ain’t dreaming like they said it would.
5. You’re going to be winging it A LOT.
6. Maturity doesn’t always come with age.
7. It’s your responsibility to heal.
8. Metabolism changes will catch you off guard.
9. Going to bed at the same time every night will change your life. Yes, even on weekends.
10. Credit cards can be used to have a better quality of life.
11. People-pleasing can sometimes help you professionally.
12. You don’t have to repeat the cycle of abuse by spanking children.
13. Having a business/side hustle can help you reduce a lot of expenses.
14. You actually have to talk to people to make friends.
15. You will waste a lot of food if you don’t start eating at home.
16. Most people are emotionally stuck at the age when their trauma began.
17. A pill organizer is necessary.
18. It doesn’t matter that they are your parents, you may have to cut them off if they keep hurting you.
19. Alcohol is not your friend.
20. Turns out that avoiding your problems don’t actually make them go away.
I’ve been to the African American museum in DC at least 5-6 times. And I can tell you, that slavery exhibit on the first floor breaks me down every time. I be looking at those yt folks in pure disgust!
I just watched a nigga do a set of burpees while having a full blown conversation on the phone. CACKLING AND RESPONDING. Sis, don’t ever let these niggas play with you.