Ashe :p

uuuuhhhhhhh idk

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

@daay_go This is simply not true. You always ask me such meaningful, thought provoking questions such as “what is wrong with you?” Or even “why are you like this?”

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

Ask my roommate “damn, b. Wake up and immediately start itching your fleas all over the couch?” And she sleepily goes “mhm” without registering it

[💀☠️Elias_Lobo_210☠️💀 OPEN COMMISSIONS(Emergency) @Elias_Lobo_210]

"chatgpt made it, no ai"
His last two neurons are fighting over who will help him not to choke on his own saliva:

[✦ Cori ✦ @DeliaCore]

responding to this AI slop with a thread on the science of breast development 🧵 (1/x)

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

@7074LLYZ3D It makes me insatiably horny unfortunately

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

Finally have progesterone again, I’ve already made myself cum three times and I’m still getting hard again

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

Oh wow hi

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

Got too horny and now my phone’s microphone is clogged with lube me thinks

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

@daay_go Now this is unacceptable

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

Finally fucking SOMEONE who knows what they’re talking about

[Daygo @daay_go]

instead of republican vs democratic we should get parties that really reflects the american people and their interests, like twink vs dolls

[Daygo @daay_go]

instead of republican vs democratic we should get parties that really reflects the american people and their interests, like twink vs dolls

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

LMFAOO

[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

@CaRenaeTX Oh, you’re in a red state? Your bio says Texas

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

My state is blue, I’m putting estrogen into the city water supply

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

@gunwookuromii YEE FUCKING HAW

[riley @rileyscott64]

I live in a blue state now

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

“Woww I love the costume!” This is just what I look like. the horns are real.

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

“What happened literally yesterday proves that you aren’t over it already!!”

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

Letting my ex stay at my place for the time being, and the crowd is currently booing me bad

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

Dreamt about my ex again and not even any of the good ones

[Ashe :p @AshesUndead]

I wish I had spines like a porcupine so that when people touch my back while I’m not paying attention I can just kill them immediately