Ash

Forever cleaning up cat vomit. 35. I'm not cool and neither are you.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Masturbating to Killin in the Name is my new favorite thing.

I can get off and rage at the same time.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

We just passed the 4 year anniversary 😂😂

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

It's June, which means it's almost the 3 year anniversary since I stole dean from that one bitch 😂😂

[Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer]

Here in Michigan, we believe that everyone has a right to be who they are and love who they love. That's why I've fought hard to protect LGBTQ+ rights, and we’ve made historic progress—establishing the first-ever statewide LGBTQ+ commission, expanding protections under the Elliott-Larsen Civil Rights Act, and banning conversion therapy for minors.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

@enemycharlie Shortie who likes shorties, right here. No reason my my 5'2 ass to have a 6' guy. It kinda creeps me out. My man is 6'4 and sometimes I'm taller in certain shoes, and honestly, that's perfect.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Does everyone have that one ex they want to fall into a sinkhole?

I've got two.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Ope can I go back in time to before I applied for a job I super want bc I really want to just work part time forever and not take a big girl job.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

It was supposed to snow a shit ton, and I was supposed to go to a show, but I napped a little too long to go and then it didn't even start snowing for hours. Stupid.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Just changed my age to 33 on my little blurb on my profile. I'll be 34 in 2 months, let's see how long it takes me next time.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

@klein0scope I couldn't get past like 10 seconds. I'm so confused by pop music most of the time.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

I have not rolled a joint by hand in at least 5 years.

I do not still have it. 😭

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

My dog has two thousand toys but insists on eating the holiday pillows or a paint roller.

Is this what having a toddler is like bc idk if I can handle that.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Also, I ate many edibles before this event, so I apologize in advance for anything I tweet.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

As I sit here by myself, the arrogant bitch in me wonders if people see me enjoying myself, by myself, and think I'm some pretty, boss ass bitch. Almost like the bitch you envy in a roscom, but ultimately accept you're a sap for companionship.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Being an aunt to my best friends' kids might be my calling.

One little bean has just begun growing and I'm already so in love.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

@klein0scope Like 45 minutes. Not far, but I see them like once a month, usually for something for my high school aged brother. Dean's parents would see us everyday if they could.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Ew at the new block thing X is doing. I don't want a private account, I want a public account and for certain people not to be able to see it, just like every other platform.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Happiness looks good on me.

It's wild to wake up every day and not dread having to go through it.

I'm almost tempted to get off of my SSRI.
(Lol jk my brain hates me)

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Wild to think I worked so hard for a management career in the restaurant industry just to quit and realize I fucking hated it the whole time.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Ope. I'm liked at work. I gotta stop being so good at jobs.

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

Holy shit I missed the strip club

[Ash @AshholeKoncel]

@MegaaaGrateful Gosh you're so pretty Meg!