Ashkers

RWBY, Homestuck, Danganronpa, other obsessions, random thoughts, it's all gonna be here.

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

I’m gonna drop this here

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys 🧍‍♀️

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

Love this goofy ass game

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

Gonna play Persona 5 Royal with my wife! Come vibe! https://t.co/h2gofNvR1k

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

Hey, I’m streaming Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc Anniversary Edition with my partner! Pop in and say hi! https://t.co/tbULorCy3Y

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys I tried to eat a can at my last homecoming

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys Why would you do that to me

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys Honestly? I convinced my parents to start saying partner instead of husband/wife just to piss people like that off

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys Seriously why do you CARE that much???

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys Bro seriously. I get looks of disgust when I just refer to my “partner” in casual conversations. Like “why don’t you say boyfriend/husband???” Deadass got asked that by a customer

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys Straight people think we plot to wipe them out meanwhile I’m trying to talk my wife out of stealing a Buffalo like really there is so much we do BESIDES plot to wipe them out

[⭐️lex⭐️ @cannedboys]

i’m gonna cry do straight people really think gay parents kick their kids out for being straight LOL

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys Bro what???
I like women and I got big titties, that was hate speech

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys Mha Boy: *rests hand on hip for the miriad of reasons any living person would*

Those Fans™️: Oh my god he’s so gay like did you see what he did there that’s totally not a normal thing that literally everyone does that’s so feminine don’t you know straight boys don’t have hips-

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

I know I’ve got like... three people here, but would anyone watch a Minecraft stream with me and my girlfriend?

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys Who did that

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

“Oh, but you’re so thicc! People find that attractive now!”
Look if I’ve got image issues sexualizing what I hate about myself isn’t gonna fix it

[Ashkers @Ashkers1]

@cannedboys This tweet made me sneeze, I’m allergic to the BULLSHIT of that statement. “Do this math in five minutes” honey I can barely wake up in five minutes