Pshle Aauline

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

Guys…

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

Idk who needs to hear this but...

Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator there was a piece of glass

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

5 love languages
1. Acts of Service: Would you like me to pick you up Chipotle
2. Quality Time: would you like to go to Chipotle w/ me
3. Words of affirmation: This Chipotle is so good
4. Gifts: I bought you Chipotle
5. Physical touch: The touch of a burrito on my lips

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

Normalize not apologizing after taking a while to answer a text.

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

This came up on my time hop I swear in not being creepy @__Lo_n_Behold but had to retweet again!!

[Michael. @__Lo_n_Behold]

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT: Now that the weather is starting to get better my homies arw going to be out on the roads. Pay attention. Stop. Help them cross.

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

@chefaroni Well this is weird...

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

@thatguyLC123 They want people to eat this......

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

Just here to say, wake up and EMBRACE THE SUCK :)! Okie goodbye.

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

I am not meant to have neighbors.

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

@Lindzek Worth it.... get the one where it’s bottom load tho bc then you can use it as a shelf !

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

@CHollar_ They don’t like to be called out 😂😂 I’m also pretty sure he thinks blocking me deletes the messages but it doesn’t........

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

Gotta love when a man is all up in your DMs but has his wife in his bio. So you request the wife and he blocks you........

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

@buckyorwhat Leave it on for them when I go to work.....

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

@niicoleeashleyy #impulsebuy to the max.......

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

But seriously......

[Morgan Maksoud-Miller @MorganMaksoud]

If every follower I have donated $1, I’d have my car paid off by today.

Does anyone ever think of that? Lol the power we have in numbers. We could all come together & wipe out one another’s debt & it would cost each person like nothing.

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

Just posted a video @ Powerhouse Gym East Fishkill https://t.co/3k7gCoz9I1

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

While on FaceTime with my best friend I gave a homeless man my brand new ugg blanket. About 20 minutes later I received this text. Man my heart is fragile today.

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

Mind blown.

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

This was still a pretty cool experience. @MischaBarton

[Pshle Aauline @AshleElizabethx]

After 2 years of working as a personal trainer I can hands down say the coolest thing to happen is getting to train Mischa Barton while she’s in town :D