ash

probably laughing

[isaiah(oe) @wtfisaiah]

*day 4 of quarantine with my family*

my sister: w-

me:

[ash @AshleeAppling]

@UncleFreidrich Honestly same

[Dumbass Dixon @koledixon_]

Girls who suck at driving have the biggest hearts

[ً @cryst6ls]

you tellin me a shrimp fried this rice

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is double-checking the attendance policy while still in bed

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’m so excited for halloween to be over so the nation can focus its attention on what really matters... thanksgiving dinner

[TONI TONE @t0nit0ne]

This actually got me really emotional... I think as women, we block out a lot of stuff unknowingly. This video just reminded me of incidents I would much rather forget. It does the job though...and EVERYONE needs to watch it.

[DILFMEZ @A_Gomez26]

The worst 4 loko is when you are loko 4 someone who isn’t loko 4 you 😞

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

*Something bad happens*

Me: "oh boy"

Someone drinking LaCroix: "oh boix"

[KB @kbnoswag]

Maybe I’m just a hopeless romantic but every October I fantasize about being married and waking up brutally hungover on a Sunday morning to my insufferable wife demanding me to get out of bed bc she wants to spend the day at the local pumpkin patch with our irritable infant child

[sawyer bollitier @SawyerBollitier]

Do regular dogs see police dogs and say oh shit it’s the cops

[Lauren Werner @LaurenWern]

So.... This happened. Live. On. TV.

[Paige Alena @itspaigealena]

me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

[amandalorian @amandayuen13]

it’s finally october that means michael bublé is defrosting as we speak