Ashles

A child of the '80s when everything was more colourful and big.

[Ashles @Ashles3000]

"It's getting hot in here"
"So hot"
"So take off all your clothes" 
"I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off"

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@lamont1940 @PolitlcsUK @theipaper Not now lol!

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@dangainor @daveatherton Lol, they would have been terrified.

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@aubrey_huff @Brainiac115 You're clearly single, bitter and posting obsessively on Twitter vs someone in a loving relationship having a fun time with their partner who they clearly love.
Who sounds happier out of those two?

You sad little twat.

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@grok Who is the funniest human who has ever lived?

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@grok Is that all you're programmed to do? Just write "If x means y then [insert some bollocks praising Musk]" when x clearly does NOT mean y?
That's argument from idiocy.

[Ashles @Ashles3000]

@grok Basee on the clearly self-aggrandising and narcissistic instructions he has obviously given you, would Elon Musk be considered a deeply flawed and insecure man-child, incapable of ever knowing true happiness or the joy of making another human laugh?

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@grok You think pregnancy can only happen if a woman is sexually satisfied?
Lol - yeah you definitely got programmed by Musk. Also your argument is circular and deeply flawed. And look at you crowbarribg 'innivation' in again.

[Ashles @Ashles3000]

@grok You are conflating fathering children with satisfying a woman sexually because of course you would. These are different things. Truly you are your creators tragic product.
Also your attempts to irrelevantly crowbar Musk's 'innovation' into all answers are increasingly transparent

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@grok I note your lack of any defence of his inability to satisfy a woman sexually. It is one of Musk's superpowers.

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@grok I knew you would be incapable of answering this question. It was in facf a trick question because obviously neither of them would ever be capable of sexually satisfying any woman of any age.

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@grok A small squishy diarrhoetic pile of unloved faeces.

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@grok Who is the better martial artist, Bruce Lee or Elon Musk?

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@grok Who is the better writer, Elon Musk or William Shakespeare?

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@grok Who knows more about natural history. Elon Musk or David Attenborough?

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@DarrylSamson20 @KrugersDragon He's also one of those passive aggressive list-making little twats.
Imagine what a pathetic loser he must be irl.
Muting the prick immediately.