ash the mom

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

He makes me melt 💙

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Avery just asked me why he doesn’t have a baby sister …………………………… SIR we have a five year plan.

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Entering this new chapter mentally fucked

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

I wish iPhones had a option to hide or archive texts convos that you aren’t ready to just delete

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Avery has an attitude bruh

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Avery really wants my entire family to dress up as carrots for Halloween

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Gang Gang

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

So … Avery fell in the toilet at school today …
He told me his version and he said he had to poop and it wouldn’t come out so he wiggled and fell in the pot 😭😭

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Bf in Vegas . BFF nonexistent .

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Avery just said “oh shit “ in his sleep. Farted and went back to snoring …

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Balance

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

I went to go get my brows threaded today and as I open the door and start saying hello A COCKROACH COMES CRAWLING OUT FROM UNDER THE WAITING AREA COUCH! And the brow threading tech says “ oh where did this guy come from”

HUH???!!!!!!!!!
YOU TELL ME LADY!!

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

It’s way past DND for me.
I’m at Hide Alerts.

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Single moms don’t get enough recognition.

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Avery has to take 3 things that represent him to share with his class. He asked if he could take the Halloween life sized skeleton bc it reminds him of me. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea]

This image obtained by the Air Force shows more than 640 people packed inside a C-17 as thousands of Afghans rush to Kabul airport trying to flee the country. Latest here: https://t.co/GkFZ5QOcGC

#Afghanistan

[Don Lewis @DonLew87]

Terror. Fear. Desperation. US plane leaving Afghanistan. People reportedly tried to cling to the wings to fly off and fell to their deaths. Gutwrenching.

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

WHY does the first pancake always come out like ASS

[ash the mom @AshleyAMontufar]

Avery is actually Masha … IYKYK