Ashley Armstrong

Lover. Not a dancer. Still doing my walks for Mencap. That/it

[Ashley Armstrong @AshleyArmstrong]

@thecitydefender 1) saves the PL money in parachute payments
2) no one cares about watching Rico Lewis and Kushinov
3) Liverpool have lost more CL finals in the last 10 years than you’ve won in your history (and we don’t need to go back as far as 10 years)
4) it’s the world you’re aiming for

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@mcscotty808 @indykaila If I launder money and buy a house with it in 2018, it’s still a proceed of crime in 2023
**no I’m not comparing City’s situation to criminal activity, even though technically, it is fraud**

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@AnfieldPapers @pauljoyce_ Nonsense this. Aroujo’s not playing CB and Gomez will leave on a free in the summer anyway.

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@indykaila 🤣🤣 he plays at Madrid almost every week. But yeah, he’d opt to leave for Chelsea

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@LFC @officialAL20 Imagine that fella needing to be reminded to press by the crowd like like a few of this lot

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@Squawka Unfortunately Ryan Gravenberch thinks he only has to run when the crowd tell him to

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@FabrizioRomano If you need a reminder to run for this club, that’s a very worrying sign

[Ashley Armstrong @AshleyArmstrong]

@TheLobbyGobbler @damzychillin Antonio Nunez

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@Keir_Starmer “Tolerant”?! You don’t tolerate diversity, Keir. You accept it

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@90sfootball Not as good as George Finidi’s pissing like a dog celeb

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@LozzaFox What I would have done is, put my phone down and looked after my seemingly, gravely ill child

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@LozzaFox You’re incredibly remiss for a man who cares so much 🤔

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@elonmusk Shut the fuck up, Geobbels

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@futbolquaters Anelka

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@CFC_Whizz Samuel Etoo

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@TifeRMFC Geremi

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@TRobinsonNewEra @TyMitchell90 Soiled yourself on the telly, tiny Tom. Get off your phone and look after your kids you grifter

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@TRobinsonNewEra He called for “violence and murder” you scruff

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@elonmusk “Violence and murder is the only way now” doesn’t sound like a simple anti-mass migration tweet to me

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@RoworthJack You just shook the hand of a convicted woman beater. You horrible boy