Ashley

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

My parents: She has ADHD? Wow, we thought she was just annoying

Psychiatrist: Oh no she totally is, but she’s the diagnosable kind of annoying

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

Also happy anniversary @kel_arn here are some cute pics of us

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

Today is the 2-year anniversary our priest thinking it’d be cool to say “and may God have mercy on their souls” during our wedding ceremony and the photographer snapping a pic of my reaction

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists https://t.co/wciGwLTQ6Y

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

@CaitlinGrammer This was almost 9 years ago 😢

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

Just spent 5 minutes saying Dwayne “The Jock” Ronson in my head and couldn’t figure out what I was doing wrong

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

@BendItLikeBek4h They were like “anime kids are typically neurodivergent 😡” And I was like okay?? I’m still going to roast my own child if they run like Naruto in public

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

@BendItLikeBek4h I got called ableist on TikTok once for making a comment about how idk what I’d do if my future child was an anime kid. It happens to the best of us lol

[Tiffany 🌻 🎃 @wakingaube]

Under the Banner of Heaven in a nutshell:

[Avatar Wiki @AvatarWiki]

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

@CaitlinGrammer How am I going to break it to my parents that they can’t be Catholic anymore :(

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

Update: I listened and cut my own hair today and it actually worked out great

[caitlin grammer (parody) @CaitlinGrammer]

our friendship, summarized @AshleyCroutons

[Reductress @Reductress]

BREAKING: Man Makes Midlife Crisis Everybody's Problem: https://t.co/0zOj3YlAfT

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

@Sweet_Candor @CaitlinGrammer Yeah that’s what I considered as well. So many who qualify for a diagnosis don’t get officially diagnosed until adulthood or later (if at all).

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

My parents: She has ADHD? Wow, we thought she was just annoying

Psychiatrist: Oh no she totally is, but she’s the diagnosable kind of annoying

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

@CaitlinGrammer @Sweet_Candor Tru, but I did count people who were likely neurodivergent or suspected that they themselves were. But the truth is, the number could be zero lol

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

@CaitlinGrammer I apparently don’t proofread unless it’s for a professional purpose lmao

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

@CaitlinGrammer You reading anything I send you

[Ashley @AshleyCroutons]

My toxic trait is that I text exactly like I talk. I make everyone suffer though 3 paragraphs made up of only 4 run-on sentences every time I reply.