Ashley Knoch

I never, ever make sweeping generalizations.

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

😆

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

In this one, Wonka fucks.

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

Please friends, keep your doors locked until this garbage pile is found, thank you. Xx. #gabbypetito #irealizethisisnotthelargerpoint #socialdisparityisreal #thisguyisstillouttherethough #withnothingelsetolose
#protectwomen https://t.co/zmEk6LY3Eq

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

@DevonESawa Sorry not sure what “bookmarked” means but I just did that for this

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

@DevonESawa If…if you feel like dying? Or pooping? Or pooping divider sushi grass and THEN dying? WAIT! DONT! THIS IDEA IS :

…CRAPPY. 👯‍♀️😆😂 https://t.co/nivOQymdTD

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Oh whatever… I weeped and so did you.

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

@JaeMargal It’s time for dinner

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

@Jake_Vig Dude what

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

Perhaps the greatest sideswipe of our time 🧏🏼‍♀️@PressSec #SheSaidWhatSheSaid #TikTok https://t.co/m3S6a61I27

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

@GHardstark @KarenKilgariff Karen! Georgia! The mobile version of your website has some bugs (ugh sorry, trying to be helpful promise!) Drop-Downs don’t refresh & a user is unable to purchase something w/o creating a user (could be intentional but why limit $$s?!) HUGE FAN! Love!

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Can I keep you? But only if you’re vaccinated.

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

@chrissyteigen cottage cheese!

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

@UrbanStems The website is wildly buggy through the checkout process on mobile(iPhone, specifically). The site won’t allow you to “Proceed to Payment” unless you select from the menu bar, and also wouldn’t register my zip code. Just FYI. 🐣

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

First official #Crossfit class in the books and please don’t ever say “squat” to me ever again, ever. #DeadliftMeRightOuttaThere

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

This one hit. #Triggered

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

I’m fucking furious.

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

So has Marco Rubio tweeted a bible verse about Matt Gaetz yet?

[Ashley Knoch @AshleyESweeney]

Are there any podcasts that do a great job summarizing books? I’ve already bought/borrowed 3 hardcovers for maternity leave for the next 12 weeks, but I have a list of like 40 books I want to read. Anyone? Keep my brain awake! #podcasts tagging @MyFavMurder because they get it.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Ready to serve.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

One week.