@uzunkokcan This is why I conceal carry my 9mm everywhere I go. Let a mf try! They will have some extra holes in their body, a nice ride in a hearse, and an eternal sleeping place... 🤷♀️ #SorryNotSorry
Moms of little kids, you can listen to whatever you want in the car as long as you have a good excuse! One of my faves Strip It Down by @LiamPayne. Told my 4yo son that it means "Mommy taking off her makeup" and now we can jam without any more questions! #MomWin#JamSesh 🤷♀️😏😁
Kids still sick, running on 2.5 hours sleep, snuck in a tiny nap before someone called and woke me up... makeup still looks amazing though considering it was from yesterday morning!! 😏😏🤷♀️ #MomLife#SickKid#PinkEyeHell#NoSleepClub
@SarahMElSayed @dylansprouse Totally a Dylan comment, @colesprouse would be more like:
C: You taste delicious!
Girl: Excuse me?!
C: Sorry, I was just seeing into the future... 😏😏
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When you surprise your kid with a "dream breakfast" of donuts, waffles with chocolate syrup, chocolate chips, m&ms, and whipped topping and he eats the eggs and sausage... #MomFail#MomWin#HesAWeirdo#HealthNut