Ashley Ezard

28 Externally, 80+ Internally. She/Her. Game Developer.

FFXIV Shenanigans:

[Pint 🔥 @PintLive]

im ready for fanfest announcements!

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

@Sir_Pridey We dont call it waterboarding, we call it "Submerging into the Happy Bucket" :)

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

Fun (?) Facts I learned while working in flower shops: "Sad-looking" fliwers get dunked until they stop being sad! Yippee!

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

@CallmeTheBand He got his butt waxed

[laicchiato @laicchiato]

sorry something came up and i cant make it today

[The Dread duck Pirate Mark Brooks 𓅊 @MarkBrooksArt]

Kotobukiya is coming out with a life scaled super posable hand artist tool and it will be mine.

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

For context: The free stuff was in the managers office, and I closed the door after leaving out of habit, forgetting it auto-locks 😭

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

It's employee appreciation day at work, and I was first to get my free coffee... And then accidentally lock everyone out of the room once I was done 😅😅

Good thing I had a master key! FORGIVE ME EVERYONE. 🙏

[. @TaosPadX]

680
mightve bombed another midterm✌️

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

@CallmeTheBand NOT EVEN THE FIRST, THE 3RD ONE. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

[Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw]

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

@spencerdowie Has just gone through the most stress he's ever experienced from these final matches. He needs a butterfinger #OWLGrandFinals #OWL2022

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

Butterfingers has a chokehold on chocolate gaming collabs. Respect. #OWLGrandFinals #OWL2022

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

In today's segment of "How can Ashley fail to function", I peanut-buttered both sides of a slice of bread, then proceeded to grab the other slice by the side that had peanut butter on it.👍

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

@FreyaMystress Damn you took starting back up the Fexas campaign SUPER seriously

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

@ClairKruskamp Im so happy to see shes still trying her best!!

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

@ClairKruskamp Wishing the best for lil Twix and that she recovers!! 🥺❤

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

@ClairKruskamp Oh no!! All the best Clair, I hope lil Twix will be okay

[Ashley Ezard @AshleyIceBattle]

Flying back to Toronto today. Going to miss NL, but gotta get back to work 😮‍💨 Hopefully my advertising for NL encouraged some to visit some day 😄