My boss made a joke saying I was probably having a drink while my camera was switched off in the zoom call. Little does he know I have a whole ass bottle in my hands rn
#quarantinedrinking#shithitsdifferent
I started quarantine with my dignity. We’re halfway through and I now have four empty crown bottles and a lot of nudes from men I don’t like. Do with this information what you will
#myquarantine
#myquarantine update; i was just told that in order to conserve toilet paper, I need to dispose of my used tampons with paper towel now. Never a conversation I thought I’d have
I wanted to go on a date and get drunk tonight but the only man I saw was my doctor and the only shot I had was the one in my ass
#ValentinesDay#MedicareForAll