Ashley

I do what I want. #GoPackGo #OnWisconsin

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I’d rather have too many memories than not enough.

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Nobody told me that Nashville is equivalent to the southern Vegas..

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YOU GUYS!! #BarkNBrew is open again!!!

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I hate it here. The only thing keeping me going is picking up my scooter cooler in MN tomorrow.

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You know you have PTSD from your dog when the type of nightmares you have are of him destroying garbage and projectile shitting. #ApollosAdventures

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Some people will try to come back into your life when they are disappointed by the humans they thought were better than you. #StayWoke 🤣 👀

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FUCKING VOTE. #Vote #TikTok https://t.co/QXBdUnpNPE

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I hate birds. But hearing them in the mornings gives me hope for warmer weather. #WisconsinIsTooCold

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You know what? I wasn’t made for the cold. #GiveMeSummer

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GIVE ME SUMMER! #SummerOverWinter #NotBredForTheCold

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Get a dog they said. This idiot will eat anything and everything he shouldn’t. 2.5 dozen eggs? Sure. 😭😑 #SendHelp #ApollosAdventures

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Every time my phone says “your network is unstable” while I’m trying to watch TikTok, I can’t help but think “oh just like my brain.” Every. Single. Time. I might be traumatized but at least I’m funny because of it.

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@SeeingRed182 Ok.. that’s probably true. 🤣 but I’m still never gonna go on a date in my own house and purposely be uncomfortable in spanx. Never gonna happen lol.

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Sorry but I'm never going to go on a date in my own house and wear anything other than sweatpants. #911LoneStar

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I have one set of stairs in my house. One set leading to the basement. #EllaTheDestroyer fell down them. Again. And I can’t stop laughing. And now I have the hiccups. #SendHelp

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Just heard #EllaTheDestroyer talking to her homie in her room say, “that’s a weird flex, but ok..” I have to stop speaking around her. 😑

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@KJGosz

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I love to dismiss my horrible life choices by saying "yeah that was a weird time in my life." As if the rest of my existence hasn't been an absolute shitshow.

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It’s a hard thing to come to terms with when you realize your heroes aren’t heroes at all.