Every time my phone says “your network is unstable” while I’m trying to watch TikTok, I can’t help but think “oh just like my brain.” Every. Single. Time. I might be traumatized but at least I’m funny because of it.
@SeeingRed182 Ok.. that’s probably true. 🤣 but I’m still never gonna go on a date in my own house and purposely be uncomfortable in spanx. Never gonna happen lol.
I have one set of stairs in my house. One set leading to the basement. #EllaTheDestroyer fell down them. Again. And I can’t stop laughing. And now I have the hiccups. #SendHelp
I love to dismiss my horrible life choices by saying "yeah that was a weird time in my life." As if the rest of my existence hasn't been an absolute shitshow.