Ashley Austin

Weird girl with a bird 🐦

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

@JinkxMonsoon Please post the stage pic from the Indy show last night!! Or do you know where I could find it? 🥺

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

@VossEvents @WorldOfWonder @PlastiqueDaily any idea why plastique isn't at the Indianapolis show? They haven't said anything about it and she doesn't have anything on her socials. She's on all the promotional stuff though :(

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

@Reddit @Reddit_Support please help!!!!

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

@Reddit_Support could you please help me get into contact with literally anyone at reddit? I've submitted appeals and tickets and have not received anything other than an automated response. My account was wrongfully banned. I hardly post & never received a warning or explanation

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

The Crowdstrike employee sending the update all at once

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

My best buddy and I got some matching @teddyfresh for my birthday (hence the party leggings) and I couldn't be happier even though his chunky chest can only button one of the buttons 🥺❤️

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

CHERRY things don't taste like MEDICINE. Your MEDICINE tastes like CHERRY.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

Not me waiting in a drive-thru line for 2 hours instead of walking 2 feet inside

[emily-maria @onthemoonx1D]

in conclusion - adam lambert is a literal legend n y'all should respect him more

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

Adam Lambert is amazing and underrated

[Ernest Owens @MrErnestOwens]

This happened to Adam Lambert in 2009.

Don't let it happen again to Lil Nas X in 2021.

[Blue Bell Ice Cream @ILoveBlueBell]

It’s your favorite cookie cone, but in a carton! Our new Cookies ‘n Cream Cone Ice Cream is a creamy vanilla ice cream combined w/chocolate crème filled cookie crumbles, chocolate cone pieces coated in dark chocolate and a chocolate fudge sauce. In stores beginning today!

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

PSA: If you have not tried blue bell cookies n cream cone, YOU SHOULD TRY IT. Milk and cookies Ben and Jerry's used to be my favorite ice cream until trying this masterpiece 🤤

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

We couldn’t be more excited to officially announce.... WE ARE GOING ON TOUR THIS SUMMER and we're bringing our friend @KelseaBallerini! Had to make sure we could see you guys as soon as we could! Tickets on sale Thursday, May 27th! #RememberThisTour

https://t.co/CjvOnTOi4I

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

@queencourtnizle If you haven't seen them, I highly recommend doctor who (sci-fi about space/time travel) and game of thrones (fantasy/drama)! They're both fantastic if you're into the genre 😁

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

I taught my nephew what manspreading is (because it's the superior comfy position) and I regret nothing 😂

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

If you don't think survivor is a fantastic show then idk what to say to you. I LOVE it

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

I've decided to start decorating my bathroom. Step 1: Passive aggressive toilet decor 😂

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

So as a present, someone got me bath bombs that had Pokemon on the inside. Turns out, they have really awful paint jobs and I just can't help but feel like this Jynx paint job should not have made it through quality control 😅

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

Oh how the tables have turned. I am a MONSTER for sweets now 😅

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

I would choose a salty snack over a sweet snack any day

[Ashley Austin @AshleyIsntGreen]

@MollyBOfficial I've got one that has different cockatoo parrots on every month! My mom gets it for me every year for Christmas cause I love birds 😁 although I only use it for the aesthetic. It's hung up right next to my dry erase calendar for my actual plans for the month