Ashley Janik

insta: @ashleyjanik . CMU.

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

[The Mighty Quinn 🇹🇹 @misterj006]

So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

[Ashley Janik @AshleyJanik]

@ohJuliatweets @laurenarquette I truly don’t understand how people will give their pets up. Period

[Ashley Janik @AshleyJanik]

@alexiskalva The love of my life😫

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

opened minded people that can understand things from multiple perspectives >>>

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I wanna help parents explain to their kids what’s been going on, so I rewrote some classic children’s books.

[Ashley Janik @AshleyJanik]

Is it possible for boys to run on time?

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Yaaayyy !!! Let’s go to McDonald’s and get happy meals !

[Ashley Janik @AshleyJanik]

@lexikalva I hate you

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Been working on the ol' photoshop skills. Hit us up and we’ll spice up your profile pic.

[🪷 @Pinkmashh]

Usually I hate men but this one is okay

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

We were too little to understand the message then, so here it is

[Emily Annette ❁ emllyannette.bsky.social @emllyannette]

If you can’t protest, here are some gofundmes and organizations that are accepting donations. The least you can do is retweet:

[Ashley Janik @AshleyJanik]

College is getting an 89.99% and your professor not rounding it up

[Ashley Janik @AshleyJanik]

@Susie_Shelton14 Thank booo o miss you so much😘😘💕