Ashley Linfield

Student of life with type1diabetes, comedy fan, grammar nazi, fangirl, LDS Mom, pun enthusiast, and disliker of the word hashtag. Work at GEM Inc.

[Ashley Linfield @AshleyLinfield]

Just a getting hit in the face with an onion kind of day
#parenting #donotrecommend

[Ashley Linfield @AshleyLinfield]

A painful beautiful sentence ❤️ I worry about this with my deceased brother, Matthew, who died at 22 two years ago #missingyou

[Not Ted @skrif20]

@MerriamWebster So many, but this is good advice: “Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance.” - read in “Bird by Bird” by Anne Lamont

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The antibiotic Halicin was discovered by an artificial intelligence that studied thousands of drugs. It is named after Hal, the computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

[Alberta NDP @albertaNDP]

GLOBAL NEWS: "Where Alberta really stands out right now is in the stagnancy of its wages. Despite tight labour markets and the latest oil price boom, Alberta has seen the weakest wage growth of any province over the last two years."

#ableg #canlab

https://t.co/yyzWcakq2g

[Ashley Linfield @AshleyLinfield]

This is the fruit flies' house now
We just live here
#acceptingmyinsectoverlords

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

A regular billionaire can afford a private jet.

A centibillionaire can afford to buy a Gulfstream jet, every day, for 10+ years.

A billionaire would struggle to buy a pro baseball team.

A centibillionaire could buy every team in the MLB.

We need a wealth tax.

Now.

[Ashley Linfield @AshleyLinfield]

Peter, husband o mine, told me this am that he was going to sit on the toilet then make a donation to the foodbank (online), but I had to mention what came to mind immediately:
That sounds like a really weird euphemism for pooping 😆
He couldn't stop laughing, twas fantastic!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://t.co/ZyBuovjIiA

[Myroslava Petsa @myroslavapetsa]

The moment a grandmother kneels before her grandson soldier who’d been fighting for Kherson liberation.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

It costs corps like @LillyPad ~$70 to produce a year’s supply of insulin. Yet the avg annual price of insulin went from $2,864 in 2012 to $5,705 in 2016 to $12K in 2022😳

A 17,142% markup isn’t inflation & it isn’t supply chain issues—it is 100% corporate greed.
#MakeInsulinFree

[Ashley Linfield @AshleyLinfield]

Ok that was funny! Man, talk about going on for too long.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

The most beautiful part of the Tiffany Trump wedding reception is towards the end of Trump’s 35 minute toast where he remembers to mention her.

[Ashley Linfield @AshleyLinfield]

@LDSLivingMag He Sent His Son

[Ashley Linfield @AshleyLinfield]

Hilarious! Revenge on principle. Scorched earth lol

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

After decades of chronic nausea, I’ve decided to completely kill off my entire gut biome and start over. I don’t think it’ll help, it’s purely a vengeance thing.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In the 1970s, two Tanzanian tribes of rival chimpanzees engaged in a war that lasted four years.

[Canadian Gal 🇨🇦 @JackAnouk]

@MsLutzmann Yes! I do ! Only Chapman’s at my house! They are also leasing a building for 2 years to provide refurbished apartments to Ukrainian families! 💪🏻🇨🇦👍🏻 https://t.co/Q6Ec4jsNI9

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.

[Calgary Police @CalgaryPolice]

We are currently investigating a fatal shooting that occurred in the northeast community of Falconridge.

Based on evidence, investigators believe this is the same suspect responsible for yesterday's shooting in Castleridge.

News release: https://t.co/cZrwVUsfSs

[NDP @NDP]

What Pierre Poilievre did today in Parliament was callous and wrong.

He tried to deny children dental care — benefits he's enjoyed since he was 24 years old.

But he lost and we won.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The man who invented the modern roundabout, the stop sign, the taxi stand, the one-way street, and the pedestrian crosswalk never learned how to drive.

(Image: honorary driving licence of William Phelps Eno.)