Ashley Loder

look! look with your special eyes!

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

I graduated @MichelleObama

[lily davis @_lilydavis_]

my life has been seriously impacted by this incident. @TatesBakeShop how do you respond?

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

@TatesBakeShop Your cookies are delicious, but very dangerous!! @_lilydavis_ really hurt herself!! Comment from tates??

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

#NewProfilePic

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

@TatesBakeShop Your cookies are delicious, but clearly very dangerous. @_lilydavis_ got really hurt!!!!! Comment from tates??

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President:

You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student.

Loser has to fund the Post Office.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Always be more critical of the people upholding the racist system than the ones who are fighting against it.

[Hozier @Hozier]

The restraint and patience protestors and members of the black community are showing in the face of what we’re seeing is remarkable. I encourage anyone who can donate to bail funds or towards ending state sanctioned murder and violence to do so. Links below #BlackLivesMatter

[Martin Luther King III @OfficialMLK3]

No justice, no peace. No justice, no peace. No justice, no peace.

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

@sampike7 One time I held a French fry out the car window and had seagulls follow me for a half mile

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

My spirit animal is a busted can of crescent rolls

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

@katiehannon10 @chanelpuke I HAVENT WTF

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

puts 'overeating' on list of hobbies

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

Lol I love seeing tourists heading offcape with their cars packed to the brim with cuffys bags and shark toys

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

Jus tryin not to get lost in the sauce, ya know

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

Shoutout to anyone stuck working on this fine day of independence; I feel u hard.

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

Why don't cops have bumper stickers , oh yah it's cuz they total squares

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

nipples so big that shits like a Venn diagram

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

"Do you have beer here?"
".... This is a brewery"

[Ashley Loder @AshleyLoder]

tbh, umass ain't ready 4 me 🤘🏼