Ashley Gorzelic

She is some magic, some chaos, and a bit of poetry

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

❤️ TS lyrics always paint such a vivid picture ❤️

“I knew you
Through the daze of the blades of the grass in summer
Parachutes for the free fall of being younger”

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

Go Birds.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[blink-182 @blink182]

27 Years Today

Shop the Enema Of The State Collection: https://t.co/U7bZr91lyU

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

@TOOTTHEBARBER

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

😊💯🙌

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

The car door
The pavement
The drop off
The waving
Turn signals
Tell someone

The dog walk
The dishes
The good morning kisses
I'm nailing
Each task on my list

And I will tell you once again
You were always great
Remember how it feels
To know and see
And be so great again

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

rd 2

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

I don’t know why days like today always make me wonder …

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

@NakedAndAfraid @Discovery Why is he alone?

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

tick tock, little bird

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

prepare to be sick of me

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

@JasonKelce @newheightshow Lol

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

RT @espn: Zach Werenski and Dylan Larkin bought Johnny Gaudreau's children on the ice for their gold medal photo ❤️ 🥇 https://t.co/SERvo3mh…

[ESPN @espn]

For Johnny ❤️

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

TEAM USA MEN'S HOCKEY IS SEEING GOLD 🥇

GOLD MEDALISTS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🇺🇸

[NFL @NFL]

Lo único más poderoso que el odio, es el amor.

The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate is Love. @sanbenito #AppleMusicHalftime

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

@taylorswift13 Wait so I can’t watch it if I don’t have apple or spotify???

[Ashley Gorzelic @AshleyLuckey]

Oh, kiss me
Oh, right here
Oh, like it's the summer of 2005
Oh, meet me
Oh, right now
Oh, like it's the summer of 2005

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The hard way