Ash Backwards

Manic pixie dream paladin • queer mom with claws • Now: 😴 Then: @Dennis4TX94 • @TuttForTexas @NHDems @QasimRashid @BetoORourke • “Miracle from Texas” • she/her

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

How about a master thread for all my cute and hilarious kid stuff?

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

@0liviajulianna You seriously just deadnamed a trans woman. Even if the woman in question is caustic and wrong, you don’t get to deadname/misgender trans women you don’t like and then call yourself an ally.

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

@SpiralSine6 @GilbyMikey @JoshuaSchriver He still doesn’t seem to know he did the thing.

[ACLU of Texas @ACLUTx]

🗣️ Polls close in Texas at 7:00 p.m.

Remember: If you’re in line, stay in line.

You have the right to vote.

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

7yo: Hey, can you help me?

Fiancé: I can’t right now. Why don’t you ask your mom?

7yo: Mom says not to talk to her when the sexy nerdy man is talking.

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

@graceelavery Im mostly surprised that baby still tolerates a swaddle! I caught hands from every single one of my babies if I tried to swaddle them after the first two weeks. 😂

[Washington DC Poor People's Campaign @WashingtonDCPPC]

Everything you need to #vote https://t.co/pn4zpIyBPR

And if you need help, call or text 1-866-687-8683

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

@cjmonchfred @dieworkwear I definitely knew the song way before I knew about the actual riots.

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

I learned today that one of my 12-year-old’s friends asked her for a picture of me.

For her hear-me-out cake.

Can an ego both inflate and deflate at the same time? Just wondering.

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

That’s not how abortion works, Donald.

This is the man who wants to control your health care access and he never fails to lie about abortion and reproductive health care. Almost like he’s seriously unqualified. #Debate2024

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

Bestie: Ash, have you ever seen a movie called War Games?

7yo: Is it like The Hunger Games, but more warrish?

Me: HOW do you make the Hunger Games more warrish?

7yo: Tanks.

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

How about a master thread for all my cute and hilarious kid stuff?

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

I will know I have made it in life when I no longer have to sort online grocery items by “price low”.

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

And, honestly? I love this take for her. Kid’s got a good head on her shoulders. And excellent taste in 1960s camp.

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

Observing that “One Boy” seems to be written by folks unfamiliar with polyamory:

“I guess you have to keep in mind that this was a different time. It was made in, like, the 80s, right?”

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

She says, “I understand that TV runs on a different timeline than real life, but two days isn’t enough time to see that a person has changed in ANY scenario. She went back to Albert after less than two days because she missed him, not because he proved he was ready to do better.

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

“Why is Albert waiting to get married just because of his mom? Can’t she take care of herself for a little bit? Why doesn’t she get a work-from-home job online? She could sell something on Etsy, couldn’t she?”

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

Introducing my 12yo to 1963’s Bye Bye Birdie has been the highlight of my entire life.

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

#NewProfilePic #NewPresident #Kamala2024

[Ash Backwards @AshleyOnward]

@KolleenCarney @PinkNews picked it up:

https://t.co/agG4tH1232