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aggie alum 💙⚪️ Taco Bell 🌮🔔 purple 💜🟣 ducks 🦆 taurus ♉️ bitch, I’m blessed 🙏🏽 she/her

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

The main reason I love twitter is because I know I am completely irrelevant on it. Absolutely no one cares what I tweet! It’s kind of liberating if you ask me! Like when I don’t wear a bra out of the house. Thank you for being my special place.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

Yo @Ticketmaster why can I not see the ticket I have for resale when I go try to buy a ticket from another browser? It’s lower priced than the verified resale ticket I can see. Something is fishy…

[TEAM KESHA! @KeshaCommunity]

Ready for freedom. 👁️
KESHA. SUMMER. TOUR. 2026.

PRE-SALE STARTS TOMORROW!

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

@HIGHm8tenance95 True commitment really.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

@rockstarenergy are you still making the pure zero grape 🍇? It’s my favorite and Amazon is having issues delivering it.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

2026 is all about being clear with what you want and walking away when you first notice it isn’t what you want.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

Clocked it.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

Don’t mind me. I’m just crashing out over here.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

Is the pod has spoken coming back for season 49 @TysonApostol? I keep checking to see if you have done a cast breakdown. Your commentary is my favorite so I am hoping it will be back.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

Got in the A group for boarding. Yay me!

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

@HIGHm8tenance95 Sorry I’m excited to see how this crush progresses.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

But like how many people from high school still live in cache valley? I really wanna know.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

Took a sleep aid for this red eye flight. Good luck to me.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

Airport watching will never get old. Like who are these people? Where are they going? Have they never been in an airport before?

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

@BLymanWarrior I watched it all. And I love this change up. 🤣 Did you see the double date they went on with him?

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

A spider just crawled on me. I am not okay.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

@HIGHm8tenance95 We are so happy for alli!

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

I’ll be needing chocolate again.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

My period has started so I have asked a number of men to bring me chocolate. 🍫

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

Had tentatively plans with a man tonight, which translates to I had no plans with a man tonight.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

Need to go put the sticker on my car now. One day I’ll get to it.

[ashley p @AshleyPSays]

Trying to sleep and realized I forgot to pay my car registration. Oops