Ashley Poston

Waco native, Trinity U grad, and living life to the fullest following all things Baylor Athletics. Not the author ;)

[ESPN @espn]

Quiet skies in the forecast for the NBA Finals 🤫👽

[Ashley Poston @AshleyPoston]

@taylorstakes Let’s just say this wasn’t the first 6+ hour council session on this 🫠🫠

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

This is Waffles. She’s very polite.

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Addressing the crowds in English, Pope Leo XIV prays for the victims of the devastating floods in Texas:

“I would like to express sincere condolences to all the families who have lost loved ones, in particular their daughters who were at summer camp, in the disaster caused by the flooding of the Guadalupe river in Texas, in the United States. We pray for them.”

[Hey Shan B. @heyshanb]

Idgaf what anyone says. I love
George Bush and his 10-year-old-Christmas-concert-spirit. #Inauguration2025

[OMG @OsoMediaGroup]

👀👀👀👀👀👀

[TSA @TSA]

Peanut Butter is a liquid. We said what we said.

[Jill Hopkins @Jillhopkins]

The DNC is just Coachella for Poli-Sci majors

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

The roos at Kangaroo Krossing thought Raygun NAILED IT, and should have received a perfect score at the Olympics. 🦘🥇

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Ashley Poston @AshleyPoston]

@MinekosMarket loving the game so far although experiencing a glitch getting one of the visitors to stay in the village, even though I have all of the machine parts. Can yall assist?!

[Ashley Poston @AshleyPoston]

Look, I'm a Baylor nobody and grew up in Waco. My parents grew up in Waco. I've seen '90s Baylor at its worst. My parents grew up watching pre-Teaff games. Last night's game made us sick to watch and generally concerned about how much we have regressed these past few seasons.

[Ashley Poston @AshleyPoston]

Well this is fun #MyXAnniversary

[Ashley Poston @AshleyPoston]

This. I’ve been exhausted for 3 months. Give us a break 🫠

[Joey Palacios - Texas Public Radio @Joeycules]

Is it just me or is the jarring difference of going between 75° inside temps and 106° outside multiple times a day, for weeks on end an exhausting experience?

[no context college football @nocontextcfb]

the Pac-12 Media Deal https://t.co/u9UopL9r1O

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Sources: As part of the proposed Pac-12 Apple TV deal, @TedLasso will be the head coach for 1 game per year for every school.

These games would be filmed and released on the streaming service in a Hard Knocks style show.

[Ashley Poston @AshleyPoston]

@HerInteractive Magnifying glass is over the black keys so I’m wondering if this is a clue 👀👀

[Ashley Poston @AshleyPoston]

@WreckEmLucio 🫠🫠

[Ashley Poston @AshleyPoston]

@WreckEmLucio If you didn’t stop at Moses roses on a pub run you didn’t have a true pub run