Ashley RPh

your average pharmacist

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Now with less carcinogens! ☠️

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Lancets suggested instead of pen needles - is “stick and poke” now a route of insulin delivery as well as dirty tattoos?

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Working with your kid is a special treat - except when she tells a lady “I guess that didn’t work out” when we tell you 20 minute wait only find out your drug is on back order. #notafraidofgettingfired

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Just had a call for a thermometer- and I have 2 coming from McKesson on Monday - so I offer to hold one for her — and she says “No - I’ll get one somewhere today!”

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@SIU_WGolf Love this! Very creative!

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Got a patient that always asks "Do you have arthritis/diabetes/glaucoma too?" when I'm doing mandatory counseling. - I am currently mustering the courage to go talk to her about her Proctofoam HC.

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I can only humor you so many times. Yes, I checked - twice- and I don’t see where we’ve ever filled your “acetamycin” - so I can’t request a refill from your dentist.

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Santa. On a mower. In a Handicapped spot. #MerryChristmas

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Levaquin auxiliary flowers. 3 for the bottle, 3 for the receipt

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I had a customer tell me his insurance company had “exterminated” him. 🐜

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When someone wants to report you to the owner... and that’s you 😕��😏🙂🤣

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We settled on he was taking his BID med QD and ordering it every month.

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Honest to God (no pun intended), I had a customer tell me his pills were being multiplied - as in loaves and fishes.

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$2,154 Are you kidding me? You better not break that seal 'til you have his money and signature...

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The "I need my Norco early because of the eclipse" started yesterday.

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That's stupid. It's obviously a 3mg capsule...