Ashley Sheahan

A Gemini born on Friday the 13th

[Trudi @Trudski2012]

People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.

[Ashley Sheahan @AshleySheahan]

“We’re gonna have to turn off all of our TV’s and devices and turn on our vibrators to see if we can hear each other’s”

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@Kaitlynreid

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@sydneypollack4 Hi can’t wait for a family d8 to a tennis court with us all and duck

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t wait for my new year’s kiss ❤️ hope it’s a dementor

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@alec_weise @AGRU414 Hi I’m Ashley I’m 23 and I cut hair and stuff

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This girl I know Is like 90% done with nursing school and passing with flying colors but I guess I’m just concerned because I’ve also seen her snort cocaine off of a toilet

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@NickRas_ Ooh another possibility

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Asked the girls to help me come up with a name for my hair page and....

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@ShotsOfCatron Fuck

[Ashley Sheahan @AshleySheahan]

@ShotsOfCatron I have 2 jobs and class 45 hours a week, your excuses are invalid, Smelly

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@JDDtrick @dominos 2 minutes and 86 seconds

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@vanessasheahan D1 of fucking what

[Scott Irlbacher @ScottEarlBocker]

Quit sending Xenninials and Millennials things to print at home. We don't have a printer. And if we do, we haven't found the power cord from our last move. We had been surviving on secretly using our work printers for years.

[Samuel Zingale @SamuelZingale]

You already know the fuckin vibes

[Ashley Sheahan @AshleySheahan]

@BadGurlKate She first rolled all over a dead fish and then pissed on my lap twice on the hour drive home, EVIL

[Ashley Sheahan @AshleySheahan]

@maddiekusz14 Ducky