Ashley Smaje

Recent graduate based in London.

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A slight adaptation to @Nigella_Lawson pear, pistachio and rose cake to include orange liqueur and candied peel for a final festive hurrah #postponedchristmas

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@biminibabes Micro she better don’t

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@ashleyyork_ @dragraceukbbc Micro she better don’t

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XXL you have lost a customer. Disgusting door policy #transphobic #doorpolicy you are disgusting #queer #gay #homophobia

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@DPD_UK 3 wasted days waiting in, 18 phone calls and over 7 hours on the phone to you and still no delivery. To call yourselves a delivery company is an absolute joke #customerservice #complaint #frustrated and of course your complaints line is a premium rate number #disgusting

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Ball and Cox or Cox and Ball 😂 @sarajcox #ThisMorning

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When @DPD_UK fail to deliver yet another parcel. They sent me a picture of my NEIGHBOUR'S house, said I wasn't in and goodness knows where they've left the calling card... #complaint #badservice #sortitout

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Whoever altered Sir Christopher Chope’s Wikipedia page following his disgusting objection to #upskirting is genius #shame

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@jvn have you seen this?!? #gameofthrones #gayofthrones

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@Nigella_Lawson At least you’re not presenting this year darling

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@bbceurovision @surieofficial well done Surie. You recovered that so well! #eurovision #welldonesurie #voteforUK

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@sarajcox So lovely to meet you on Saturday. I had a really fun night and I hope you did too! Let me know when I can convince you to come to Horsemeat Disco with us again :P xx

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Is the song “Come on Eileen” about Bukkake? #wordonthestreet

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@VirginTrains Kings Cross to Hull 17.19 departure

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@VirginTrains when the women on your train get free prosecco and the men don’t #equality

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Poor service in @SwarovskiUK Leeds Trinity store today. Ended up walking out. Will buy from @ejonesjewellers instead #badservice #complain

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Doesn't it break your ❤️ when you look #sickening & #sinkthepink ask you to walk the ball but don't come to get you

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Well done Mo!!!!!!!!!! #olympics #rio2016

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Woe betide the bastard that just pushed Mo over #olympics #rio2016 #mofellover #suspicioustrainingpartner

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To any budding DIY-ers out there : #expandingfoam does NOT mix with forearm hair #baldpatch #DIYfail #shouldhaveworngloves