Ashley

If you post a tweet in England, is it a twat?

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

@chancetherapper A vote for Kanye = a vote for Trump, which inevitably means RBG would be replaced w/ a conservative Supreme Court justice, setting us a lifetime (at least) back from the progressive changes you mentioned. The president is only a piece of the puzzle. Ye is a dangerous distraction.

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Pulled a Mariah Carey-esque costume change half way through our work party last night. I regret nothing 💁🏼

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

In HI watching one girl take pictures of another girl pretending her bathing suit top fell off #itsallamerica

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Going to Kauai today! ✌🏼

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

If you start a sentence with "not to over-share but..." Just turn around and walk away. I can guarantee I'm not interested.

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Jiffy Lube guy talking to my boyfriend instead of me about my car. Hi hey hello it's mine. Bought it with my very own woman money 👋🏼

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Me trying to catch a frisbee https://t.co/kC6wscj7Aj

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Please tell me more about how the lunar cycle is an excuse for you being a cunt. I'm so interested.

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Just got into a pretty severe one-sided argument with the fruit fly I found in my wine bottle.

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Pretty positive can't feel my face by the weeknd is actually about people who love going to the dentist #dadjoke #tistheseason

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

On my own in the office today and my boss put this up on our Instagram. Is that some kind of hint? #sofullofintegrity

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Surprisingly impressed with the toilet paper quality in Reno

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

@jesiccavigil I hope you got the notification that I favorited my own tweet from 5 months ago about you coming to Portland 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Signs I'm dead:
-no pulse
-not breathing
-taking more than 3 seconds to change stations when a pitbull song comes on

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Strange how I always seem to end up in places with no cell service on my days off... 👋👋👋

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

@KristaOrchard haha I was going to stop by Dutch for coffee and to see if you'd be there but I guess this answers my question! 💀

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Music video for "Bitch Better Have My Money" except instead of Rihanna it's my parents #whatloandad?

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Rude roommate move: hang a full wet suit from the ceiling in the basement/laundry room so in the dark it looks like a fucking dead body.

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

That fine line between making good decisions and eating Doritos for breakfast

[Ashley @Ashley_Carron_]

Busted out a slow clap driving over the St Johns bridge this morning because this gorgeous Portland day deserves nothing less 🙌