Ashley Cybul

Funny. good human. loves animals.

[Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
https://t.co/v93mOEby9P

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

Not abortions.
Not books.
Not drag queens.
Not Black history.

Guns. It’s the fucking guns that are killing our kids.
https://t.co/1NcKlFOT8N

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

At arbys we don’t care if you have a blue check by your name. We also don’t care if you wear pants in here or if you just walk behind the counter & start grabbing fistfuls of meat. Wanna do some drugs? Shoot ‘em up right there in that puddle of piss you’re sitting in

Eat arbys

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

This is not going to be popular in liberal circles, but I’ve met with adult men who have legally purchased AR-15s and assault rifles, and their reasoning for ownership is valid and passionate and should be honored: Each one has a small, weird, or ineffective penis.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Run Hawley Run

[Ida 🇵🇸 @ida_skibenes]

Tax the church for getting involved with politics and everyday life.

Expand the supreme court since it in no way represents the majority of America.

And FFS, vote out every single politician making dangerous laws about body parts that they neither have nor understand.

[Lea Black @LeaBlackMiami]

Maybe we should have a mandatory vaccine policy to check into a hospital for covid. You can’t call these doctors traitors and threaten their lives them demand a hospital bed?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Let’s be fair. Dunking on Ted Cruz is sort of like dunking on a 3-foot rim.

[Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg]

This thread 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[David Alan Grier AKA #LeonMusk @davidalangrier]

I jus spilled half a gallon of fresh homemade chicken stock!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg]

Am I the only one who saw this comparison? Was this on purpose? I just loved anyways! #PepsiHalftime #SuperBowl #us #TheWeeknd @theweeknd

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Me trading a stock today

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Oh right, that’s what a president is supposed to sound like.

[Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg]

@louisebjacob I’m not loving my neighbor if they are a Nazi, ma’am. 🤦🏼‍♀️ You need help.

[Ida 🇵🇸 @ida_skibenes]

I’m worried something really, really bad will happen in the next 10 days.

[Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg]

I can’t laugh at this hard enough!

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Trump twitter account suspended

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Where were you guys for Dumb Gilead?

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Got some things off my chest. ✌️🇺🇸

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

“Right now, the most serious attempt to overthrow our democracy in the history of our of country is underway.

Those who are pushing to make Donald Trump President, no matter the outcome of the election, are engaged in a treachery against their nation.”