Ashley Waters

Part time Postman, full time Ferret with a penchant to annoy when bored.

[Ashley Waters @Ashley_Waters]

@SkyBet Native River (Gold cup) Supasundae (champion hurdle) Summerville Boy (Stayers Hurdle) all to finish top 4 #RequestABet

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@earthquakevt Staying at #siriusdeluxehotel #Alanya and it woke us up. 3rd quake felt in 3 days. #somealarmclock

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@glynwaters same time next year ;)

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@glynwaters if/when I'm needed.

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@iamkatyg thanks pet :)

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@djaffix hey dude. Send me your name n I'll add you up :) things are good here. How's life in the Netherlands?

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@russell_kane great show. Was part of the gf's birthday present. Will jellyfish her once home. #treatemmeanboy

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Nice work @robbeckettcomic. Not from lewisham but not far, Orpington. #longwayfromhome

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@jimmycarr I just delivered a screwfix catalogue to an Aids Hospice. Irony or clutching at straws? #truestory

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No snow in Brighton, which is well gay. #ferrtsttouristinformation

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Competition at the pet store to name their corn snake.. Maizey surely? #inthebag

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@glynwaters that's the holding pen.

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Think we need to take heed of Futurama and keep the mutants in the sewers. #jeremykyleshow

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@jasonturnstill thought i'd show my face. Tis the season etc. I drive most of the day now so don't/can't get on here as much.

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@glynwaters looks like dad.

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Rob Walker of BBC snooker mc fame can only be the result of a drunken fumble between the BFG and a giant redwood. #justsaying

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Abusing the Dominos app.

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@glynwaters tis a band I have a discerning hatred for.

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I wonder if I harpooned he's whale Noah would fuck off? Gotta be worth a shot.

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Fatima = Frank #Imacelebrity